Toileting...

CARE GIVERS LAMENT

Why do you so hesitate?

It’s just your time to urinate.

Please just bend down in the middle,

Before the floor is blessed with piddle.

See the seat there shaped for you?

Please sit down you won’t fall thru.

The seat is solid as can be,

Please just bend your G*dd*mn knee!

You’re too far forward please scootch back,

My vision is nearly turning black.

Please stay seated you haven’t started,

My sanity has near departed.

Why does such a simple deed,

Make my bung hole start to bleed?

I need some clever inspiration,

To just avoid all this frustration.