Do you have a soap opera title for your situation?
Right now my fave is "The Old and the Restless" after my 101 yr old mother tried to fly across the country by herself and the standing favorite for narcissists - "As The World Turns Around Me"
Ways of Our Lives...Haze of our Lives...As the world learns... What goes up must come down but what comes down does not have to go up. A New day and a new way... Show me the way home..... You load sixteen tons and whattaya got...another days laundry and the keepers pot.
Oh my lololololol!!! Oh my, you all outdid yourselves here, I think!!!
I just got such a kick out of all of these witticisms. You caregivers are a creative lot! All that "sucking it up" gives us the zanies in our head, yes? Anyway, I have nothing to add here, but please, keep 'em coming. Love this!
12 dirty diapers,11 doctors appointments,10 Ins forms to fill out,9 Meds to pick up,8 loads of laundry, 7 same answers to same questions, 6 tissues in pockets,5 clueless siblings,4 shots a day, 3 valium, 2 candy bars......and a MOM who is driving me nuts. That was for you emjo ;)
The Old and The Senseless.
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Love it!!!
What goes up must come down but what comes down does not have to go up.
A New day and a new way... Show me the way home.....
You load sixteen tons and whattaya got...another days laundry and the keepers pot.
Or the pathological liar who thinks they tell the truth.
Not being able to boss everyone else about.
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
I just got such a kick out of all of these witticisms. You caregivers are a creative lot! All that "sucking it up" gives us the zanies in our head, yes? Anyway, I have nothing to add here, but please, keep 'em coming. Love this!
Here's another Christmas one for the paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to town to get me
That was for you emjo ;)
I seem to be fixated on Christmas
Being both paranoid and narcissistic, I know people are always talking about me. But probably not nearly as many as there should be.
Yeah, great post Emjo! How about...
The Old and the Witless...or The Lost and the Witless
The Edge of Insanity
Hellrose Place
All my Patience (....spent!)
One life to live...oops, time's up.
General dysfunction.
Great post emjo! Just when I needed a laugh!
and then there are the Christmas carols
Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why