There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his b***! I jumped high up into the air, And when I hit the ground, That crafty red-back spider Wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed in to the missus, Told her just where I'd been bit, She grabbed the cut throat razor blade, And I nearly took a fit. I said, "Just forget what's on your mind, And call a doctor please, 'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up, And I don't know what to do, And all the nurses think it's funny, But that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrassing, And that's to say the least That I'm to sick to eat a bite, While that spider had a feast!
And when I get back home again, I tell you what I'll do, I'll make that red-back suffer For the pain I'm going through. I've had so many needles That I'm looking like a sieve, And I promise you that spider Hasn't very long to live! There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night.
ive not heard of those groups , gershun . not sure how i stumbled into doro . tell ya something cool though -- when jewtube offers " my mix " , it is in fact a mix put together based off of your own listening history . computers are getting FREAKY .
My 4 year old granddaughter sings Albaque (spelling,) Turkey about how a turkey wants to be her pet instead of the main course at Thanksgiving which she obliges and they have eggs. You sort of have to see it and having it sung by a relative makes a difference.
Hi Pam. I've hit a deer in my subdivision, an area that couldn't be described as rural. I guess they've really adapted to living in close proximity to people.
And now I've got "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" stuck in my head.
Memories...Adam Levine and Maroon 5 It will be 3 years this week that my Husband died. Prior to that 2 songs were in my head and they still get to me sometimes. All of Me..... by John Legend Love you Like I'm Gonna Loose You...Meghan Trainor.
Gershun, more than I care to admit.. and if you include my hubs... LOL We live in a very rural area,, Hubs has hit 2 in farm lanes! The last one was a few years ago.. I am hoping my streak is over. They leap out of cornfields and hedgerows.. The last one was 2 miles from home.. I called hubs at 5 am and told him I took Rudolph out.. Christmas was ruined for the world! I pulled into the nearest farm lane, and the milk truck passed me going in,, said Not again! I have a permently dented license plate.. does that answer you question? LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU
Very catchy tune :)
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When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his b***!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.
I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit,
She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny,
But that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing,
And that's to say the least
That I'm to sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!
And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live!
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gscM2vpUXIc&list=PLdQPjaEruUFXdAFZST-GR6adu8isxYQaq&index=2
" the irish way "
its one of those " humor " tunes but quite catchy .
i kinda like the ' having millions of rules but not actually following them ' thing too .
btchn german metal mit the lingua mortize ( sp ) orchestra .
krauts got the metal goin on . :)>
not sure how i stumbled into doro .
tell ya something cool though -- when jewtube offers " my mix " , it is in fact a mix put together based off of your own listening history .
computers are getting FREAKY .
" gonna buy five copies for my MOTHER "
Sorry for your loss. I love "All of Me" too very much.
Dang. The Devil Went Down to Georgia it is.....
And now I've got "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" stuck in my head.
It will be 3 years this week that my Husband died.
Prior to that 2 songs were in my head and they still get to me sometimes.
All of Me..... by John Legend
Love you Like I'm Gonna Loose You...Meghan Trainor.