What size jeans does a 102 lb woman wear?

i appreciate a nice a** on anything. have you ever checked out the turd chopper on a female deer?
yea, thank you all.
i want edna and doc to talk, i just slip him a note.
* too much leg pain -- needs pain relief.
* vision blurring -- dizziness.
* neck and throat feel hot __ really hurt.
* digestive pain ? muscle wasting.
*needs industrial hemmorhoid relief.
* daughter needs aps visit to get her into the hot seat -- abusing her for all her money -- has been shielding her from doc visit to protect projected inheritance..
( this freakin doc is wonderful with elderly. he was moms doc..)

Wow if your cousin can yell at you and her elderly mother like that in public in front of her doctors staff is embarrassing to her. The possibility that she does this to her mom when no one is looking makes me feel sad for your Aunt. On the positive side she gets to forget her daughters disrespectful behavior. Captain thank you for being one of the good guys in your aunts life. Your Mama is watching you with a huge smile on her face. As for people like your cousin, they will all have to answer to a higher power one day. Aloha and God Bless You Both!

the clothes wouldnt matter except she cleaned up last night, washed her hair but was distressing a little over her worn, ratty jeans. shes been denied a doc visit for two years, its a big day to her..

guess im a little embarrassed by a couple of girls having to come " save " me from the bully. lol

Take her ratty old jeans with you and ask the sales girl to find something that fits. It has to be petite unless you are good with the sewing machine and can shorten them.
Aunt Edna is truly blessed nice ass and all

anyway thanks everybody. edna has some real pretty threads and the family got the bar raised on em a bit..

Captain you're a sweetie!! Good luck with a new set of duds for her. And good luck with getting her a good doctor's visit. She's lucky to have you in her corner!

what a day. on the way to wal treason i saw a goodys sign. lol it rang a bell. got edna a really pretty sweater and pants. sitting in doc office and in walks daughter sharon. she sat by us and got bent. started yelling up the place so bad she was reprimanded by staff. she kept yelling at us both. i and edna went to another waiting room. she came over there still yelling. i was told by staff that sharon was there purely by coincidence as lacy is her doc too but doc wanted me to come back with edna instead of sharon. when they came for us sharon demanded to go back with her mother. the staff said edna was going alone instead. in a few sharon was called back there. in another half hour sharon walked past me, told me some tests were being ordered for edna and she left. in another little while i was brought back to pick up edna. i had recieved erronious info from ednas dementia. she had seen doc back in september but told me she hadnt been in two years and in fact had never met him. im still legally privvy to ednas med info and intend to be there for her till the end. i love her.
it gets worse.
edna and i get to the parking lot, edna gets in my truck and a great big fellow stepped up into my face. grandson charles. he was bent. he frothed a little bit about beez wax and stuff like that till a nurse came into the parking lot to intervene, then another. he relented and left at a point.
its a fact that sharon has stalled an appointment for weeks because shes afraid edna will go to NH. she stalled so long i had to take edna to er 2 weeks ago for coughing up blood. of course that pizzed the family off - made em look stupid. i dont really care. i listen to the elder and ill err on the side of the elder. nothing to discuss with any of them because i know that an abuser will try to isolate their victim . there is no lesson to be learned here except listen to the elder keep in mind that the dementia could be misleading you but take no chances.
edna and i took a little country ride and stopped in at my sis's house for a little visit and out of the blue edna says " i gotta call and get me a doctor appointment. music to my ears, im in my comfort zone now. lol
if theres any other lesson ; my mother died, ive stolen yours suckers !!
edna and i are going to have a ball and have been for months. she told me she just feels safe with me.
as for sharon ; the caregiver hotseat is an uncomfortable place to be. i feel bad for the carers but it aint about the carers comfort..

Aw cap, you are so damn funny.

Captain, you did a darn good job holding your fire. And your MD has some good nurses working for him. Your cousin is a classic bully, he was all puffy at you and had no idea how to handle the women in scrubs. Sometimes a little Nurse Ratchet is a good thing.