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Ted.....I cleaned my glasses last night so I could see those teeny tiny arrows...:) I am seeing everyone posts divided now....wasn't last night. Now will try to give a star and see if that works. Also, when I click to read the post from my email, it is taking me to the correct post. Knock on wood. Sun is shining, supposed to be 80 degrees today in KC, but a wind warning, and then tonight thunderstorms with damaging winds and golf ball size hail..tomorrow only 50, then Tuesday sunny........I absolutely hate hitting the skies in rain and since Southwest airlines is having trouble keeping their planes in one piece....:) Here's hoping the col doesn't drive me insane and the rest of you have a beautiful Sunday.
*Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.*
*Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.*
*After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.*
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"
NOW YOU Know what's wrong with the AUTO INDUSTRY, EDUCATION AND GOV'T UNIONS and the seniority system in the House and Senate.
ok, I just posted that and it kicked me back to the beginning. I tried to hit add your comment and that doesn't work. I read through some of the early posts and with the block text format some of them don't even make sense because you can't separate the thoughts. I write jokes and without the freedom of spacing and line breaks you can't see the funny. this isn't working for me so I am going to take a break until they fix it, if they fix it. Activating my FB account so I can communicate with you guys without losing my mind. love you guys
Lindsey is in charge of marketing and she is a sweetheart. Hopefully we can make an appeal to change the threads back to how they were. LindseyT@agingcare.com giver her a holler crew!
there's the ask your own question on the right side and I asked if we could get the threads formatted like they were before, please? And I don't know where to look for the question. this new way takes a lot of fun out of posting.
When we give a star it should return to the post we were on instead of going back t the beginning. I hope the weather gets better here, too. cold, windy, shit..not so great. Sat night television wowza
And I try to give a star and it actually worked once and then I try to give someone else a star and it kicks me to the end of the posts. Happened twice. This sucks!!!!
Linda, I'm so sorry your pa doesn't feel good. Doctor time on Monday? Sure hope he perks up and feels better tomorrow.
I saw my first two robins today. Guess Spring has finally sprung. :) I am so glad. So sick of cold weather I could scream.
I sure hope they get this thread back to normal or at least more normal. It's user unfriendly. I can't like user unfriendly.
So tired and we got so much work to do. Turns out I have first choice to buy this house we are in at fair market value. If I don't get enough to purchase our new house then that is the route we will probably go, IF we can afford it. God, I hate this not knowing what, when, where and how much shit. I wish the next few months were over but Mom always used to say, "Don't wish your life away." But I really do wish they were over. Then it would be Spring/Summer and we would be in our new house and the burial service would be over and we will have gone through this house and then we can all go our separate ways. And then I can get a full time job with benefits and enjoy my home, my husband and his family. "It's my money and I want it now!!" ;))
I finally figured out that to read from everyone's prior posts I have to hit the back arrows at the bottom by the number of comments. That's a big pain in the a**. But I still can't get to read each individual post when it comes into my email. Don't like this. Linda, I see that it's you who doesn't feel good! Here's another BIG HUG, with hopes you feel better soon. Sending some of our sunshine and 75 degrees to you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
oh no linda!!! want to borrow mine? I'm sorry pa isn't feeling well....he needs some of this sunshine we're having today.
Unfortunately this site is still messed up.....can only see current posts....can't read a thing from earlier today so don't know how anyone is doing except linda and miz.
As for me......my butt is somewhere in my backyard....oh my goodness I'm tired. someone with a bad back has no business weeding strawberries...lol.
The col is being the col.....memory just keeps getting worse. She's not able to hold a thought over 5 minutes now. Thankfully the woman taking care of her while we are gone has already told me she will also take care of my doggies.
I hope all of you angels have a wonderful evening and I hope things get straightened out here so I can see what you are up to.....
Tried to star the 'not good AC' and it wouldn't let me. HATE the block of text.. hard to read. Ya, hopefully they'll get some of the bugs out. Be back in awhile. gave a star to the previous post and it referred me back to the beginning again. WASSUP.
Yep, Ted. You are right. Right now it's think of this house and get it ready for the realtor to look at on Tuesday. We got ourselves an extra day to work on it. This could be the difference between having enough money to buy our house or not. Man this is stressful. I gotta go clean the bathroom and dust the house and whatever else needs done. I'll check in later.
Alabama – It is illegal to wear a fake moustache in church and cause “unseemly laughter.”
California, Apple Valley – It is unlawful for ducks to quack after 10:00 PM.
California, Castaic – If a dentist accidentally pulls the wrong tooth of a patient, then the patient has the right to pull one of the dentist’s teeth. (I think this should be a law everywhere!)
California, Hesperia – No one is allowed to duel if the opponent selects water pistols as weapons.
Colorado, Sterling – It’s illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a tail-light.
Connecticut, Devon – It’s unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Delaware – It is against the law to sell a wooden leg at a pawn broker.
Florida- It is unlawful for men to be seen in public wearing a strapless gown.
Georgia, Quitman – It is against the law for chickens to cross streets. (That joke is probably also illegal here)
Idaho – It’s illegal for a man to give his “sweetheart” a box of candy weighing anything less than 50 pounds. (They must dread Valentines Day!)
Illinois, Oblong – It is illegal to make love while fishing on your wedding day.
Indiana – The law states, once your breath leaves your body, it is no longer your property.
Iowa, Marshalltown – It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.
Kansas, Natoma – You’d be breaking the law if you practiced knife throwing at men in striped suits.
Maine, Portland –It’s illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather.
Massachusets – It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. (Right on!)
New York, New York City – The state law actually states: “it is legal for a woman to ride the subway topless since it is legal for a man to ride the subway topless.”
North Carolina – It’s unlawful to sing out of tune.
Tennessee, Memphis – it is illegal for a woman to pilot a car unless there is a man running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
Washington, Seattle – it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is longer than 6 feet.
Help. I just came on and I can't figure out how to get to TODAY. Could someone please write on my wall and tell me what I have to do? I'll come back later. Spring cleaning. Hope everyone is good:) Thank you. Christina
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APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
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Sun is shining, supposed to be 80 degrees today in KC, but a wind warning, and then tonight thunderstorms with damaging winds and golf ball size hail..tomorrow only 50, then Tuesday sunny........I absolutely hate hitting the skies in rain and since Southwest airlines is having trouble keeping their planes in one piece....:)
Here's hoping the col doesn't drive me insane and the rest of you have a beautiful Sunday.
Love,
Jam
*Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.*
*Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.*
*After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.*
Now that was a well written Police report.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"
NOW YOU Know what's wrong with the AUTO INDUSTRY, EDUCATION AND GOV'T UNIONS and the seniority system in the House and Senate.
love,
miz
this isn't working for me so I am going to take a break until they fix it, if they fix it. Activating my FB account so I can communicate with you guys without losing my mind.
love you guys
LindseyT@agingcare.com giver her a holler crew!
I hope the weather gets better here, too. cold, windy, shit..not so great.
Sat night television wowza
I saw my first two robins today. Guess Spring has finally sprung. :) I am so glad. So sick of cold weather I could scream.
I sure hope they get this thread back to normal or at least more normal. It's user unfriendly. I can't like user unfriendly.
So tired and we got so much work to do. Turns out I have first choice to buy this house we are in at fair market value. If I don't get enough to purchase our new house then that is the route we will probably go, IF we can afford it. God, I hate this not knowing what, when, where and how much shit. I wish the next few months were over but Mom always used to say, "Don't wish your life away." But I really do wish they were over. Then it would be Spring/Summer and we would be in our new house and the burial service would be over and we will have gone through this house and then we can all go our separate ways. And then I can get a full time job with benefits and enjoy my home, my husband and his family. "It's my money and I want it now!!" ;))
Jam
Unfortunately this site is still messed up.....can only see current posts....can't read a thing from earlier today so don't know how anyone is doing except linda and miz.
As for me......my butt is somewhere in my backyard....oh my goodness I'm tired. someone with a bad back has no business weeding strawberries...lol.
The col is being the col.....memory just keeps getting worse. She's not able to hold a thought over 5 minutes now. Thankfully the woman taking care of her while we are gone has already told me she will also take care of my doggies.
I hope all of you angels have a wonderful evening and I hope things get straightened out here so I can see what you are up to.....
Love and Hugz,
Jam
anyway , pa slept all day , still dont feel good ,
:-(
Is it better now miz?
Jam
California, Apple Valley – It is unlawful for ducks to quack after 10:00 PM.
California, Castaic – If a dentist accidentally pulls the wrong tooth of a patient, then the patient has the right to pull one of the dentist’s teeth. (I think this should be a law everywhere!)
California, Hesperia – No one is allowed to duel if the opponent selects water pistols as weapons.
Colorado, Sterling – It’s illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a tail-light.
Connecticut, Devon – It’s unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Delaware – It is against the law to sell a wooden leg at a pawn broker.
Florida- It is unlawful for men to be seen in public wearing a strapless gown.
Georgia, Quitman – It is against the law for chickens to cross streets. (That joke is probably also illegal here)
Idaho – It’s illegal for a man to give his “sweetheart” a box of candy weighing anything less than 50 pounds. (They must dread Valentines Day!)
Illinois, Oblong – It is illegal to make love while fishing on your wedding day.
Indiana – The law states, once your breath leaves your body, it is no longer your property.
Iowa, Marshalltown – It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.
Kansas, Natoma – You’d be breaking the law if you practiced knife throwing at men in striped suits.
Maine, Portland –It’s illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather.
Massachusets – It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. (Right on!)
New York, New York City – The state law actually states: “it is legal for a woman to ride the subway topless since it is legal for a man to ride the subway topless.”
North Carolina – It’s unlawful to sing out of tune.
Tennessee, Memphis – it is illegal for a woman to pilot a car unless there is a man running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
Washington, Seattle – it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is longer than 6 feet.
Thank you. Christina
thinkofthehousethinkofthehousethinkofthehouse....