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I have a feeling that having a baby bull in your Bright yellow RV is exactly the kind of thing Gary couldn't resist. And then when he see's YOU! You'll never get him outta there!
I think NOBS will be the name. He is a cutie, everytime I get close enough to take a pic he hides behind his mama. He can set up front with me, we'll smoke cigs and talk about things. OH wait, should I name him Gary NOBS. I dont want Gary Busey to feel left out in case he decides to come along for the ride...
Sorry didn't mean to post that twice, still not completly used to this new thread. It post my comments in real time sometmes! I give up on any bills they are gonna pass seems like those bills only work when they want them to.
Whew, Roxanne....Just when I think it can't get worse, someone comes along and it could be much worse. Sorry for you, babe, but at least you didn't have it in your house. Bless you and what you are going through.
You're among friends here Rox. Everyone here is dealing with some kind of insanity and venting is the way to try to stay sane. Welcome to the 'boat'! lovbob
Thanks for the giggle and excusing my "typos"....I feel soooo much better getting this out...and it is FREE! Finally, I can whine without a bill attached!
Ah roxanne so sorry, that judge sucks. Can you try it again. I have seen this in the nh, its not funny. One time I wrote on my nursing report that a resident had eaten his feces, the nosey nurse,you know the ones fresh outta school with alphebet soup behind their name, was all like, you can't word it that way. You didn't exactly see him eat it. -really ok how bout this- resident was found to have a.m. bm on and in mouth,turd in hand,and bedding. would you like me to chart - morning bm on his i&o since we are getting technical! Lol
Roxanne, if you had posted first thing this morning I would not have wasted half of this day feeling sorry for myself. Good Lord girl, and man have you ever landed in the right thread.... Oh yes Ted, can you see that judges face!!!!! I bet Gary and I could get HIM to eat something, ya think? And I don't mean banana pudding.... Welcome Roxanne and keep coming back . You will meet some of the most wonderful people on earth on this sight. It may take you a little time to get the drift of some of our craziness, but just keep reading and posting..
I thought of something today. We need to make a pact that we tell HB that we had NO fun while she was gone.... can't we start counting the days until she gets back? And Ted, get that banana thing done before your start school. Maybe mama will take her meds if you let her help?? hugs across the miles...
Ladee, no problem, I used to create Props for a living, I'll start working on a big ol' fiberglass banana for the roof of the thing right away, I can see it now, a new reality show with Ladee and Gary Busey driving around the country harassing deadbeat siblings in a bright yellow rv witha big banana on top.
By proceeding, I agree that I understand the following disclosures:
I. How We Work in Washington.
Based on your preferences, we provide you with information about one or more of our contracted senior living providers ("Participating Communities") and provide your Senior Living Care Information to Participating Communities. The Participating Communities may contact you directly regarding their services.
APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
II. How We Are Paid.
We do not charge you any fee – we are paid by the Participating Communities. Some Participating Communities pay us a percentage of the first month's standard rate for the rent and care services you select. We invoice these fees after the senior moves in.
III. When We Tour.
APFM tours certain Participating Communities in Washington (typically more in metropolitan areas than in rural areas.) During the 12 month period prior to December 31, 2017, we toured 86.2% of Participating Communities with capacity for 20 or more residents.
IV. No Obligation or Commitment.
You have no obligation to use or to continue to use our services. Because you pay no fee to us, you will never need to ask for a refund.
V. Complaints.
Please contact our Family Feedback Line at (866) 584-7340 or ConsumerFeedback@aplaceformom.com to report any complaint. Consumers have many avenues to address a dispute with any referral service company, including the right to file a complaint with the Attorney General's office at: Consumer Protection Division, 800 5th Avenue, Ste. 2000, Seattle, 98104 or 800-551-4636.
VI. No Waiver of Your Rights.
APFM does not (and may not) require or even ask consumers seeking senior housing or care services in Washington State to sign waivers of liability for losses of personal property or injury or to sign waivers of any rights established under law.
I agree that:
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I authorize A Place For Mom ("APFM") to collect certain personal and contact detail information, as well as relevant health care information about me or from me about the senior family member or relative I am assisting ("Senior Living Care Information").
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APFM may provide information to me electronically. My electronic signature on agreements and documents has the same effect as if I signed them in ink.
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APFM may send all communications to me electronically via e-mail or by access to an APFM web site.
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If I want a paper copy, I can print a copy of the Disclosures or download the Disclosures for my records.
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This E-Sign Acknowledgement and Authorization applies to these Disclosures and all future Disclosures related to APFM's services, unless I revoke my authorization. You may revoke this authorization in writing at any time (except where we have already disclosed information before receiving your revocation.) This authorization will expire after one year.
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You consent to APFM's reaching out to you using a phone system than can auto-dial numbers (we miss rotary phones, too!), but this consent is not required to use our service.
Sorry, now I'm just babbling. i had a good day today, planted a pumpkin patch, The stress relief I feel about the house is good.
Can't wait to hear about HB's trip, I wish she could sent a note or two from there.
Welcome to the 'boat'!
lovbob
ssk,, thanks for summing up the judicial system..
Welcome Roxanne and keep coming back . You will meet some of the most wonderful people on earth on this sight. It may take you a little time to get the drift of some of our craziness, but just keep reading and posting..
I thought of something today. We need to make a pact that we tell HB that we had NO fun while she was gone.... can't we start counting the days until she gets back?
And Ted, get that banana thing done before your start school. Maybe mama will take her meds if you let her help?? hugs across the miles...
Yup, the system is totally f'ed up. Vent on here and stay as sane as you can.
Coprophagia. *hurl*
lovbob
Ladee, no problem, I used to create Props for a living, I'll start working on a big ol' fiberglass banana for the roof of the thing right away, I can see it now, a new reality show with Ladee and Gary Busey driving around the country harassing deadbeat siblings in a bright yellow rv witha big banana on top.