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in blood pressure years... I'm Dead! alsohol s all thats keeping me alive ? WOW thanks for the news.. now I don't feel so bad,, hey I hava new CRUTCH!!!!! :)= ~ Nutz and yes, mY teef are kinda buck.. in a roger rabbit kinda way... depend on the angle u look at'em..heehe
and believe it or not, alcohol and dark chocolate lowers blood pressure.. not kidding.. i think there has to be a certain amount of cocoa in the chocolate, but it works..
never forget... theboattheboattheboattheboattheboat.. that should lower it!!
Man this was a windy day onboard, ran into a squall there for a minute din'tja?
maybe that's where some of our funnier posts are going......
you know, I was thinking after I read the thread from yesterday and was putting a shine on mom's butt for the 7th time today.... how could anyone not understand the level of love that is required to do this? People think that you show respect for someone by maybe standing up when they come into the room, or you throw them a dinner or... fill in the blank.
Do you really have buck teeth? Cause I do. Used to have a picket fence too. No gap between the front ones and had to learn how to whistle through my fingers. you were killing me *wiping off the screen*
Nutz I also have a lot of respect for someone who knows that you always give the boat the best of the best. Pouring a bottle of DOM over the bow will get us everywhere!
Hello All, Pirategal I nominate you for sergeant at arms.
KelleyBean you hang in there and don't worry. Seriously. Don't worry. Doesn't do any good anyway. Remember last week when I freaked about mom's heart and all of you jumped up and told me to calm down, it's going to be ok, etc?
Just got back from the cardiologist and mom's got 2 leaky valves, just has to keep her blood pressure down. Today she was 131/75 which is way lower than mine. If she starts to pant or has swollen ankles for a whole day maybe diretics (sp). The guy told me don't worry should be fine and to see him next year. Mom had all the tests and we'll get the results of the blood test tomorrow.
I'm doing breathing exercises to lower my blood pressure and deciding not to woryy about s*** I can't change and if a big decision is too hard for me to make then i have to sleep on it. Sleeping on it kept me from buying a motor home! Thanks again Miz and Pam and KelleyBean
WHoo hoooooo on the teef.....Kelly bean.. Miz... your boats.here/ yer ship just came in and boy is she a PURDY one.. ooo lookee it even has a picket fence so i can eat corn.. :)~ Nutz
LOL Rep.. yah... lessee... flipping through the slaes flyer.... HERE IT IS! turn to page 13... it states " the Acme "handy dandy hinder binder" is guaranteed to prevent unauthorized soiling of underpants, beds and carpets... it emits a low frequencey alarms when the inevitable is about to occur, placing you at an advantageous position to be able to deal with a situation before it become a disaster.! reatails for only 99.99 ( pluse S&H) Express delivery is available via Road Runner Delivery Service!) ( ordering now) ~ Nutz
What's that song with the rattling pots and pans? Yackety-yak don't talk back? You guys are killing me :)
Kelley-I also had a very traumatic bathroom experience that I will never forget, and it actually took me two days to get over it because I was so upset. This site has been an absolute godsend, and right now the people here are the only ones I interact with at all, other than docs and the people at the grocery store.
If we have cyber-fights should we get some cyber blow up punching bags? OMG, NUTZ!!! Another Acme product! score :)
uhhh. Kellybean,, * looking kinda stupid here* what does IMHO mean? <------ I don;t know that one :)= <--------- saber toof can eat ear of corn through knot hole~ nutz
Nance, you know it seems that you are a bit judgemental, seeing as your views are the only correct ones here. Perhaps the Oprah show is where you need to vent your anger. and I challenge you to mention the first name of my Mother, ? no ? cant do it ? therefore, I am NEUTRAL and communicating on an anonymous level. ` PLEASE TAKE YOUR HATE ELSEWHERE.~nUTZ
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I. How We Work in Washington.
Based on your preferences, we provide you with information about one or more of our contracted senior living providers ("Participating Communities") and provide your Senior Living Care Information to Participating Communities. The Participating Communities may contact you directly regarding their services.
APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
II. How We Are Paid.
We do not charge you any fee – we are paid by the Participating Communities. Some Participating Communities pay us a percentage of the first month's standard rate for the rent and care services you select. We invoice these fees after the senior moves in.
III. When We Tour.
APFM tours certain Participating Communities in Washington (typically more in metropolitan areas than in rural areas.) During the 12 month period prior to December 31, 2017, we toured 86.2% of Participating Communities with capacity for 20 or more residents.
IV. No Obligation or Commitment.
You have no obligation to use or to continue to use our services. Because you pay no fee to us, you will never need to ask for a refund.
V. Complaints.
Please contact our Family Feedback Line at (866) 584-7340 or ConsumerFeedback@aplaceformom.com to report any complaint. Consumers have many avenues to address a dispute with any referral service company, including the right to file a complaint with the Attorney General's office at: Consumer Protection Division, 800 5th Avenue, Ste. 2000, Seattle, 98104 or 800-551-4636.
VI. No Waiver of Your Rights.
APFM does not (and may not) require or even ask consumers seeking senior housing or care services in Washington State to sign waivers of liability for losses of personal property or injury or to sign waivers of any rights established under law.
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Lets see.. bp.. bp.. umm i know potassium helps lower it, walking, breathing deeply, music, petting animals..
and believe it or not, alcohol and dark chocolate lowers blood pressure.. not kidding.. i think there has to be a certain amount of cocoa in the chocolate, but it works..
never forget... theboattheboattheboattheboattheboat.. that should lower it!!
maybe that's where some of our funnier posts are going......
you know, I was thinking after I read the thread from yesterday and was putting a shine on mom's butt for the 7th time today.... how could anyone not understand the level of love that is required to do this?
People think that you show respect for someone by maybe standing up when they come into the room, or you throw them a dinner or... fill in the blank.
You want to show respect? Wipe their ass.
Next.
Love,
miz
excellent to see you nutz. Love it.
Do you really have buck teeth? Cause I do. Used to have a picket fence too. No gap between the front ones and had to learn how to whistle through my fingers. you were killing me *wiping off the screen*
Nutz I also have a lot of respect for someone who knows that you always give the boat the best of the best. Pouring a bottle of DOM over the bow will get us everywhere!
Hello All, Pirategal I nominate you for sergeant at arms.
KelleyBean you hang in there and don't worry. Seriously. Don't worry. Doesn't do any good anyway. Remember last week when I freaked about mom's heart and all of you jumped up and told me to calm down, it's going to be ok, etc?
Just got back from the cardiologist and mom's got 2 leaky valves, just has to keep her blood pressure down. Today she was 131/75 which is way lower than mine. If she starts to pant or has swollen ankles for a whole day maybe diretics (sp). The guy told me don't worry should be fine and to see him next year. Mom had all the tests and we'll get the results of the blood test tomorrow.
I'm doing breathing exercises to lower my blood pressure and deciding not to woryy about s*** I can't change and if a big decision is too hard for me to make then i have to sleep on it. Sleeping on it kept me from buying a motor home! Thanks again Miz and Pam and KelleyBean
ok im not sorry =P
yer ship just came in and boy is she a PURDY one.. ooo lookee it even has a picket fence so i can eat corn.. :)~ Nutz
i dont whistle alot. my cats think im calling them to dinner. and theyre fat enough already =P
( wiping screen) ~ nutz
Love,
miz
~nutz
Kelley-I also had a very traumatic bathroom experience that I will never forget, and it actually took me two days to get over it because I was so upset. This site has been an absolute godsend, and right now the people here are the only ones I interact with at all, other than docs and the people at the grocery store.
If we have cyber-fights should we get some cyber blow up punching bags? OMG, NUTZ!!! Another Acme product! score :)
Perhaps the Oprah show is where you need to vent your anger.
and I challenge you to mention the first name of my Mother, ? no ? cant do it ? therefore, I am NEUTRAL and communicating on an anonymous level. ` PLEASE TAKE YOUR HATE ELSEWHERE.~nUTZ