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Yes! I love making people cry with laughter............my job here is done! :)
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You certainly have done it! I've got to go out for groceries this morning, and I'm going to be bursting into smothered chortles over that thought all the way round the store. I'll be lucky if they don't send for the men in white coats.
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A quick trick
My mother now refuses to answer questions like "How are you?" and "Are you feeling well?" Three ways I get around this:

1 - Ask "Are you still feeling X?" Usually does the trick, but does not works always. Asking "Did you had any dificulties sleeping tonight?" will generate answer like "I've being taking medicines to sleep for ten years now. What a stupid question. I don't know what kind of son does not know blah, blah, blah."
2 - Complain about something minor. "It took hours for me to sleep tonight." may generate an answer about her night. Likewise "I think I am geting a cold, my head/nose is X". Anything more serious will cause her to shover me with questions and pills.
3 - Ask if she called an older friend latelly, and listen to the convo. Usually she will tell the person on the phone everything she is feeling. Be sure to rotate the friends.

Do you have any tip on this kind of situation?
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I was quite surprised to see at least 2 establishments in El Paso that had their xmas trees up/decorated. I asked niece what happened to Halloween decorations? Or even Thanksgiving? She said that they're being politically correct. Really???? Wait, IHop and Hagaan Daas did have Halloween decorations. My niece/nephew admired the spiderwebs and spiders... I may not celebrate these holidays but I sure do admire some of the businesses' creativity.

El Paso TSA persons automatically spoke to me in Spanish (Mexican?) I totally did not understand what they said. Fortunately, I'm great at mimicking their hand gestures.... Just face forward and raise your hands up. Standing blocking your path with a wand? Oh, … just stand and don't move....
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Nephew did not paint the ceiling of any of the bedrooms.  Instead, clothes and everything was thrown on the boy's room's bed, old dusty clothes (over 20 years) in the boy's room closet was dumped in my bedroom.  Furnishings in practically every room except oldest sis - was rearranged to different rooms.  From the time I got home, I've been sneezing everywhere in the house.... My dad's funeral flag (veteran) was moved from the shelf in one room and I found it on the shelf under the TV in the livingroom.  I took photos of the mess from the boy's bedroom and my bedroom and sent it to fave niece and fave sis.  Both responded:  "What was he looking for?  Did he take anything?"  … I don't know if he took anything.  I'm still trying to clean up the mess.  I need to buy more of those 13Gal plastic bags.  The boy's bed is piled high with everything. I might as well start throwing everything away.

Fortunately, last minute, my guts urgently told me to hide my real jewelry and emergency cash.  That it wasn't safe in the house.  I contacted fave sis and asked her if she can come by and take it.  This was the night before I flew.  It is very obvious that someone went through all the cabinets.  My checkbook, in the shelf, was moved to another location, in another room.  It took me 2 days to finally find it....

I arrived home at 11:30pm. I was locked out. I had the key to the security screen doors but Not the wooden doors. Once oldest sis was awoken to let me in - she went on and on about the burner is broken, the kitchen window is stuck on high and can't close at all (rain and intruder can easily come in), etc... I tuned her out. I was tired. The house furnishings was rearranged, the bedrooms were dusty and I was sneezing galore... Oh... did I mention that the landline phone started ringing and it was buried behind a lot of rearranged furnishings. If there was a fire, it would be close to impossible to reach that phone hidden behind all those stuff!!!! … I wonder what my nephew took while I was gone?
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Closing on final note, I enjoyed both El Paso and Albuquerque! I totally recommend the Bio zoo and the Meow Wolf. I was able to enjoy the zoo because my sense of smell doesn't work. Older sis and niece complained how awful the zoo smell (specifically the urine).

I stuffed myself with as much ribs as I could. I tried Texas Roadhouse and Famous Dave. Famous Dave won hands down. Oh! I don't care for pizza because it causes my acid reflux to act up. On the last night in ABQ, we ordered pizza from Fox's Pizza Den. It was delicious! It wasn't salty or drowned in tomato sauce. It was like 9pm when we ate it - and no reflux at all... Oh! We ate at Moo Yah. I usually stick to cheeseburger. I decided to be adventurous and ordered The Best Quesonario because it had Jalapenos (I usually add this on my Subway sandwiches). The sauce of that burger!!! Too bad I was leaving soon. I would have asked them if we can eat there again. I don't know what the sauce is for that burger but it was delicious....

At the ELP museum, I asked the guards if I can take photos. They said yes. I was practically taking lots of selfies. This western painting reminded me of my dad's favorite movies - Western. Renaissance portrait (America's original home country before they separated). Colonist portrait (America's fight for Independence from England). George Washington (America's first President). A man falling backward (positioned myself below him where he would land on my head -posted that in FB with a witty sentence.) The security guard entered the room, saw me taking selfies. He smiled and did a thumbs up. I smiled back and thumbs up back to him. Out of all the patrons, I was sooooo touristy. A bit embarrassing, too.
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Glad you had fun Book - did the weather suit you too? Would you ever consider moving to the USA or are you now too firmly rooted in your island home?

As for the house - maybe it is fate giving you a nudge to start shedding the past and making it truly your own.
And where was your sister while all this was going on?
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Out of concern,
Does anyone know what happened to Becky. The Lady who lost her husband PJ? There was a brief period I wasn't on as much, so I may have missed something. But I was just wondering about her.
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Book,
What a vacation! Loved your posts.
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Gershun,
Always appreciate your wit and ability to write poetry, and little dittys.
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CM,
Recently saw some men in white coats, going door to door in my neighborhood.
They said there were mice seen in the neighborhood......Lol.
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Was watching a ton of bird care videos, now that we have internet again. How to tame my budgie/parakeet.
Of course I was watching the bird. Turns out that the advice is not to look it straight in the eyes, it will think you are a predator!

Omg. My bird is scared of me?

Toys, Perches, too much in the cage. Bird needs to fly around for exercise. I bought a tall round cage.....the wrong one.

It is not enough it has it's own room?

Sheesh, the bird moved in with me! It chose me! Everything else is a learning experience. Now, I think I must learn Spanish, because the bird loves and responds to the Spanish-speaking radio.

Feeling inadequate much?
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I wish the nice young men in their clean white coats would come to our house and take my dH away.All he does is sit there ,watching cowboys and Indians in his underpants all day.
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Anyone watch "Ghostbusters?"
They were not exactly nice young men.......

Take me away, Calgon.
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How will you explain doing the Salsa with a parakeet to the men in white coats Send?
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What? You want me to dip the parakeet in Salsa? I don't even understand English anymore.
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Sumbody help me out here!
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Put the salsa back in the fridge and the bird back in its cage.
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Ofcourse you'll be dipping Tweety and counting "Ono,Dose,Trace,,,"
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Oops. Must be cognitively challenged. I put the bird in the fridge, and the salsa in the cage.

T h a t. w a s. a l l. S o. s I l l y. Yeah!
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too many bird videos? :)

Or possibly the time change?
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Cwillie, I loved walking outside and feeling the cold air. I did not appreciate going back into the house and it being freezing, too. Niece and family love to keep the home temperature cold. I actually bought a open front long sleeve knitted midcalf dress at Birmington for inside the house. 

My nephew from Colorado kept pushing me into leaving the island and moving there to the US. When I kept saying no, he finally asked – repeatedly Why won’t I move there. I just kept saying no. I was getting so upset on his pushiness. He even said that I can move in with his mom. Older sis gave him ‘this look’ which means ‘Hell, no!’.  I think he’s going to hear from her privately about offering That!  

I’m an island girl. I can see myself moving to Hawaii but not to the Mainland.  I love the beaches (although I avoid it like the plague.) I know it's there, if I ever feel the need to watch the waves. I love the coconut trees (not palm trees), the friendliness to and from strangers, and the laid back attitude, atmosphere. 

When I was in the states, I tried so hard not to be friendly to strangers. I tried to avoid eye contact. And failed miserably repeatedly. I was friendly to everyone, to strangers. And they were friendly back to me.
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Smeshque, you may want to check on the Dysfunction thread. I think that’s where I read most of Becky’s comments before.
 
Thanks, Send. You got yourself a new pet? Not a cat like everyone else here on AC? I used to watch that TV reality show of the cat whisperer doctor.  I never realized what it takes to have a cat. They need a wider room (not just being caged up in small room or bathroom.) How you need to play with them, etc… Bird sounds easy but … be careful of it’s biting you (when trimming their claws) and inhaling their excrement. My niece used to tell me stories when she worked at the pet shop. Thanks for the chuckle on your take of those bird are videos.
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This current avatar is the first thing I saw when I walked into the El Paso Museum. The guards were right behind this very tall Ms Fancy Bones. She has a name which my niece mentioned but I don't remember what it is. Has to do with Halloween? She's really tall. I took her pictures (like 4 of it) after I asked permission to take photos in the museum.
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Nobody glared and said "how dare you, Madam!", Book? I'm glad about that :)

The icy reserve thing has been on my mind lately, because a novelist explained it from a different angle. He described an out-of-towner eating alone (and lonely) in a city dining room where all the people "would as soon knock a man down as talk to him."

Of course! I thought. They're not being unfriendly. This IS their friendliness. In this culture, being friendly means you don't intrude on someone else in case they don't want you to. You no more strike up a conversation with a stranger than you would hit him in the face.

But when you showed those strangers that you DID want to make a connection, they were only too pleased. Yay! People like people! It all works :)
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Send.

Costco do (or did, anyway) industrial-sized rolls of terry towelling wipes. You might want to get some.

Your parakeet's proper place is your head. You will just have to get used to the new normality of going around like that. The upside is that it's frightfully good for your posture.
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My aunt's cockatiel didn't spend much time in a cage so I suppose it got all the exercise it wanted. She and mom used to phone each other daily (just checking in to see if the other was alive) and my poor mother (and occasionally I) had to endure talking to Peetie on the phone - how do you deal with that, she could totally hear if you refused to talk to the bird. 🙄
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I baby-sat - bird-sat? - a canary called Pete for a friend, once. One week only, cage and birdseed and full user's instructions provided, how much trouble could he be?

Pete had his own ideas about that. Respect!
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Online info:
A parakeet poops every 15 minutes.

I really cannot clean and sterilize the kitchen counters that often if the bird Is flying around. The chemical smells will kill the bird, as well as cooking with Teflon coated pans. So it does get out to fly daily, in the enclosed back porch.
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Well, my aunt was a bit of an eccentric. If Tweety has a whole sun porch to fly in I expect that he is better off than most pet birdies.
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