I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Sincerely,
Your intuition
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Comedy is going well! I recently left my job to do comedy. I have to be back tomorrow at 9.
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie
is all the walking I’d have to do.
I’m angry, but not homicidal.
This is progress.
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Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading.
Your opinion wasn’t in my recipe.
I’m not trying to be difficult…
It just comes naturally.
What can I say, I’m addicted to fitness.
Excuse me but
my calculations show that:
you = the best
Today I’m only talking to myself.
I don’t hate you.
I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Hang on.
Let me make this awkward.
Dogs do speak,
but only to those who know how to listen.
If you think this silence is awkward, just wait until I start talking.
I’ll do the stupid thing first
and then you shy people follow.
(Not a joke)
I keep hearing people talk about what they’re going to do when they retire.
I’m gonna have to work right up to lunch on the day of my funeral.
I’ve run out of excuses.
I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.
They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.
You may think I’m a horrible person.
But deep down I’m even worse.