Follow
Share

I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

Find Care & Housing

7K Comments

Newest
First Oldest
First
1 2 3 4 5
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
(2)
Report
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
(1)
Report
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
(1)
Report
After accomplishing a goal just look around to see whether you lost something or someone.
(0)
Report
Pair up in threes.
(0)
Report
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
(0)
Report
You can observe a lot by just watching.
(0)
Report
If you got every human on the Planet to join hands in a line around the equator, most of them would drown.
(1)
Report
🙂 "Anytime I see an autobiography on the shelf I just skip to the about the author section."
(1)
Report
"A duck's opinion of you is directly correlated to whether or not you have bread."
(0)
Report
"Somebody stole my mood ring, and I don't know how I feel about that."
(3)
Report
"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."
(0)
Report
"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."
(1)
Report
“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.”
(4)
Report
“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.”
(1)
Report
🙂 “I always pronounce one word wrong. Wrong.”
(1)
Report
“I got help for my ATM addiction, but went through withdrawals first.“
(4)
Report
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
(2)
Report
“I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 60 years.”
(1)
Report
“From the ages of 8-18, my family and I moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
(2)
Report
“Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me — I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing...I’m booked.”
(2)
Report
“Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!”
(2)
Report
“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
(3)
Report
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
(2)
Report
Comic strip:

An old grandmother, dressed in pink, holding on to her purse, is waiting for the bus at the bus stop.

The Grim Reaper appears next to her, with his scythe and dressed in black.

“Nice hoodie!” she says to him.

(The title of the comic strip is: Flirting with Death)
(1)
Report
If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
(1)
Report
I was helping with an older Alzheimer's patient. She was really attached to me. One day after helping her do something, she sighed and said " your such a bread basket" I took it as a good thing

That's sweet diannek my thinker is tired today. 😆
(1)
Report
not much of a joke. Just a silly moment and reminder to look for opportunities to laugh.
Helping my 82-year-old mom put her pull ups on and I could tell she was embarrassed that she couldn't remember how to put them on herself. I hugged her and told her that I love her so much. She said, "I love you and you have a good......... thinker." She couldn't remember the word "brain". She and I laughed and laughed.
(4)
Report
Try calling Pizza Hut just to ask for Domino’s phone number.
(2)
Report
🙂 If history repeats itself, I'm getting a pet dinosaur.
(2)
Report
1 2 3 4 5

Recent Questions


Popular Questions


Related Questions

Start a Discussion
Subscribe to
Our Newsletter