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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Proofreading (verb)

We do it best after we've hit "send".
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Positive (adjective)

The most negative word of 2020.
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Diet (noun)

Always starts tomorrow.
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Family (noun)

The other humans you sometimes talk to when the wifi is down.
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🥰 You’re weird, I’ll keep you.
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😉 I want to go where the people aren’t.
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😉 I want to go on eternity leave.
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🙂 I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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😊 I work hard so my cat can have a better life.
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😉 Go away, so we can talk about you.
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😊 We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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With all we go through as caregivers, day in day out, we all deserve a standing OVA-tion!
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😎 What do you call a vegetable that’s only sort of cool?
Rad-ish
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🍉 You’re one in a melon.
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🍳🍳 So how is this eggsperiment going?
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😉 I’m not a trophy wife. I’m the wife that will help you get the trophy.
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😉 Whatever a trophy wife is, I’m pretty sure I’m the opposite.
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🙂🥚 Sometimes you just gotta lead by eggsample.
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🙂 One bird can't make a pun.
But toucan.
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Trophy to Anabanana for creativity!
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This idea you've hatched up had batter not be a yolk. Starting a business can be quite eggspencive; all the time and money you have to shell out may just leave you fried. I hope you beat the competition! The level is eggstreme!
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🥚🥚 Eggs to meet you!
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😊🍳🍳 I see there are a lot of eggsperts here!
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😊🥚🥚 I don’t believe in your puns, I am such an eggnostic.
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😊🍳🍳 I’m so ova this.
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I will mention your eggcentric humour in your oology.
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Groan! Where did you poach these puns?
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Give me your best egg puns!!
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Sorry, but I myself have no eggsamples to contribute.

One really shouldn’t egg someone into doing puns.

In fact, I don't do well in pun contests. I crack under pressure.

I don’t crack egg yolks. That’s eggxactly my point!

Egg puns are too eggscruciating for me to feel comfortable saying.

I think I’ve got a winner, so omelette everyone else go first.

Eggcuse me, but do you think I was yolking?

I’ve noticed that people are always trying eggstra hard to crack a bad yolk.

We should all come out of our shells and have more confidence in our puns.
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Have a cup of positivitea. 🫖
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☕️ May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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