I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Participation trophy, but still.
Husband: Don’t you think we should turn back?
Wife: Don’t worry I have a flashlight. Just a little further.
It starts to get darker as they enter an isolated swampy part of woods. Then the flashlight goes out.
Husband: Th-th-this is getting creepy.
Wife: You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone.
It’s just a “q” with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
disappoints me.
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“What? Why? I thought we agreed we’re going to throw our sorrows overboard on this Caribbean cruise!”
“Yes, Roger, but that was my mother!”
I couldn't believe it...
You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.
But then her husband asked her to calm down...
All the other women are my weakness.
Husband: Don’t pretend I didn’t warn you! How many times did I tell you that you’re everything I have?
The second man says, “You’re lucky! Mine’s still alive.”
Wife: No, I will live with my sister. Will you marry after I die?
Husband: No, I will also live with your sister.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Don’t you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect & trust your decision. 🙂
Husband: I doubt I can hit the jackpot twice in a day!! 🙂
Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.