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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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🙂 When you decide to have a cheat meal and all of a sudden it's 3 years later...
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I may act like I'm OK but deep down inside
I'm hungry again.
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🙂 We’d be a normal couple if it weren’t for you.
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I finally got it all together.

But I forgot where I put it.
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I’m going to have a quiet night in and think about everything I’ve done wrong in the past 16 years.
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BOJ: My “great aunt” (close friend of my grandmother) WAS married 4 times and told that story, with drama and a straight face, only they ate tainted tuna and the 4th died of a blow to the head. I was certain she and I shared DNA. What a character she was!
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Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything they do.
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A lady announces to her friend that she is getting married for the 4th time.

"How wonderful! What happened to your 1st husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."

"How tragic! What about your 2nd?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."

"Terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third 3rd."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Any woman wanting a husband
obviously never had one before.
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Wife (getting out of the shower): I just saw myself in the mirror naked, and I look terrible. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits?

Husband: Your eyesight is perfect.
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My doctor told me to stop eating chocolate, so it’s going to be a big change for me. I’ve been with that doctor nearly 20 years.
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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, “That’s us in 10 years.”

He said, “That’s a mirror!”
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My man says I treat him like a child. I gave him a sticker for standing up for himself.
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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on line.

I'll let you know what comes first
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Did y'all hear about the new squirrel diet?

It's just NUTS!
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Welcome to 60

I just wish someone told me rigor mortis starts at 60 and not after we die
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🙂😘 I’m not bossy.
I just know what you should be doing.
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🙂❤️ I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me.
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There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid both of them.
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I get in this weird mood sometimes where I don't want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone.

I call this mood "Awake".
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What doesn't kill you...
will hopefully try again.
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"Don't stop believin'..."

I never started.
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The problem with some people...
is that they exist.
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Things to do today:
1. Get up
2. Survive
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20 Things that women should stop wearing:

1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgments.
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List of things I'm currently handling well:
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2.
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"You see, I'm sort of independent.
I am my own superintendent."
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Family Feud Questions and Answers:

Name a place that’s filled with people who don’t want to be there.

Jail
Hell
Work
Cemetery
Church

Tell me something of yours that you swear is possessed.

Children
Car
House
Pet
Computer
Myself
Cellphone
Spouse

Name something that people do in the bathroom that they wouldn’t admit to.

Singing loudly
Talking to themselves
Checking social media
Trying out dance moves
Reading shampoo bottle labels
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They say to invest in stocks. I bought chicken stock. At least, I can make soup.
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