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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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There are no funny lawyers – only funny people who made a career mistake.
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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
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The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
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🤪 Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
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The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. – William Shakespeare
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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There are three sorts of lawyers – able, unable and lamentable.
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I made a chemistry joke.
There was no reaction.
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Chemists 🥰
have all the solutions of course.
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Without music, car rides would be really awkward.
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Eyelashes are supposed to keep things from getting into your eyes. But the only thing that keeps getting into my eyes are eyelashes.

It’s eye-ronic.
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Sorry, I’m late! 
Traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past five years and I was not expecting that.
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My biggest issue with meetings is that, despite their name, they are rarely about me.
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Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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After accomplishing a goal just look around to see whether you lost something or someone.
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Pair up in threes.
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No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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If you got every human on the Planet to join hands in a line around the equator, most of them would drown.
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🙂 "Anytime I see an autobiography on the shelf I just skip to the about the author section."
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"A duck's opinion of you is directly correlated to whether or not you have bread."
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"Somebody stole my mood ring, and I don't know how I feel about that."
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"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."
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"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."
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“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.”
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“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.”
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🙂 “I always pronounce one word wrong. Wrong.”
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“I got help for my ATM addiction, but went through withdrawals first.“
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