There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his b***! I jumped high up into the air, And when I hit the ground, That crafty red-back spider Wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed in to the missus, Told her just where I'd been bit, She grabbed the cut throat razor blade, And I nearly took a fit. I said, "Just forget what's on your mind, And call a doctor please, 'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up, And I don't know what to do, And all the nurses think it's funny, But that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrassing, And that's to say the least That I'm to sick to eat a bite, While that spider had a feast!
And when I get back home again, I tell you what I'll do, I'll make that red-back suffer For the pain I'm going through. I've had so many needles That I'm looking like a sieve, And I promise you that spider Hasn't very long to live! There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night.
i kinda like the ' having millions of rules but not actually following them ' thing too .
" the irish way "
its one of those " humor " tunes but quite catchy .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gscM2vpUXIc&list=PLdQPjaEruUFXdAFZST-GR6adu8isxYQaq&index=2
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his b***!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.
I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit,
She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny,
But that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrassing,
And that's to say the least
That I'm to sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!
And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live!
There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU
Very catchy tune :)