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Thanks for that CM, so hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will never be the same.
I wasn't able to stay quiet and answered her back that the previous week she wanted it.
“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.
When your loved one does this to you, keep your sense of humour by remembering this scene from Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas -
Mr Pugh, in the School House opposite, takes up the morning tea to Mrs Pugh, and whispers on the stairs...
Here’s your arsenic, dear.
And your weedkiller biscuit.
I’ve throttled your parakeet.
I’ve spat in the vases.
I’ve put cheese in the mouseholes.
Here’s your… [Door creaks open]
…nice tea, dear.
Too much sugar.
You haven’t tasted it yet, dear.
Too much milk, then.