I'm starting to forget where I put things.

If you're one of those people with a lot of stuff, it's much easier to actually lose stuff. What can actually help if this happens to be you is to shed and downsize to having less. That way, things are easier to find and you're less likely to lose track of something if you mislay it. Sometimes the less you have the easier it is to keep track of what you do have

The chinese fortune cookies are for the dog, aren't they? Mine loves them!