Because it's crappy...Clap along with me if you're about to go insane. .Clap along if you think you've lost your brain. Because it's crappy. ..clap along with me if you think your life really stinks. .Clap along if you're ready to go to see the shrink.
Clap along with me if Ben Gay is your Mom's new perfume
Clap along with me if you think your gonna lose your mind
Clap along with me if you've forgotten how to just unwind
Clap along with my if you if you'd rather be blasted to the moon
yeah, clap along with me, grab your broom we'll hide in the moon...