This isn't a question, but it is a situation that started out aggravating me and ended up making me laugh.
My mom, who is now pretty far into dementia, checks her cell phone continuously to see if she has missed any calls. She can't tell the "missed calls" from the list of calls that she has made, so once you get on either list, she is going to call you all day long and not remember any of them.
She starts out with: Did you call me?
Me: No, Mom, you just called me.
Mom: Oh. OK. Bye.
Then she calls every 15 minutes ALL DAY LONG and asks the same question.
The last time she called, she started out: Did you call me?
Me: No, Mom, you called me.
Mom: No, I see that I have missed 12 calls from you.
Me: No, Mom, you've called me 12 times.
Mom: (long pause) Well, do you know what I wanted?