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Right now my fave is "The Old and the Restless" after my 101 yr old mother tried to fly across the country by herself
and the standing favorite for narcissists - "As The World Turns Around Me"

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Last Days of Our Lives.
The Old and The Senseless.
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Night and Day - I am the one
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Bath Of Least Resistance
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All My Hyprochondria, The Days Of My Mother
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General Inhospitable. Edge of Prozac. All My Medications. Days of our Diapers.
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Vampire Diaries - Batty Days???
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"You load sixteen tons and whattaya got...another days laundry and the keepers pot."

Love it!!!
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The golden years are filled with a bucket of silver tears.
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Ways of Our Lives...Haze of our Lives...As the world learns...
What goes up must come down but what comes down does not have to go up.
A New day and a new way... Show me the way home.....
You load sixteen tons and whattaya got...another days laundry and the keepers pot.
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Through the looking glass
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Prevarication and sophistry are psychiatric issues in need of a section 8 evaul!
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and the oldie "I Get By with a Little Help from Depends" by the Beatles
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You forgot about "He thinks the world revolves around him" because he is on a power trip and loves to dissimillate.

Or the pathological liar who thinks they tell the truth.
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What's a narcissist's idea of being a "slave"?
Not being able to boss everyone else about.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
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Oh my lololololol!!! Oh my, you all outdid yourselves here, I think!!!

I just got such a kick out of all of these witticisms. You caregivers are a creative lot! All that "sucking it up" gives us the zanies in our head, yes? Anyway, I have nothing to add here, but please, keep 'em coming. Love this!
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"Meredith and Derek's Anatomy", hee hee!!
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LOL - trying to think of one for Greys Anatomy and Vampire Diaries but no inspiration so far
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The Bold and the Ugly!
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Awesome boni!

Here's another Christmas one for the paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to town to get me
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All My Children- Where Did They Go?
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Baha Boni! Love it! That took some thought! Then again...there's plenty to work with huh?
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12 dirty diapers,11 doctors appointments,10 Ins forms to fill out,9 Meds to pick up,8 loads of laundry, 7 same answers to same questions, 6 tissues in pockets,5 clueless siblings,4 shots a day, 3 valium, 2 candy bars......and a MOM who is driving me nuts.
That was for you emjo ;)
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Jingle bells, my house smells...

I seem to be fixated on Christmas

Being both paranoid and narcissistic, I know people are always talking about me. But probably not nearly as many as there should be.
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Hehe..."The Bald and the Belligerent"
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Lol, great! How about "The Old, the Sad, and the Buggy"
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As the World Turns without Me
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Boni - ROTFL!!
Yeah, great post Emjo! How about...

The Old and the Witless...or The Lost and the Witless
The Edge of Insanity
Hellrose Place
All my Patience (....spent!)
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All My Ailments.
One life to live...oops, time's up.
General dysfunction.
Great post emjo! Just when I needed a laugh!
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hahahaha - good one!!!

and then there are the Christmas carols

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
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My life reminds more of a H.R. Pufnstuf show from Sid &Marty Krofft filled with hallucinated drugs...
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