Sometimes I feel so tired - of work, of caregiving, of family, of just life in general. It's the same thing over and over. Wake up at 615am, change dad's Depend, skip breakfast because I'm running late for work, I'm late again for work. Stress from work, headaches by noon time. Come home exhausted, aching, and no dinner. The minute I arrive, sis is gone. Dad wants this or that, and I still need to eat dinner - it's now around 630-700pm. I usually end up snapping at him because I'm HUNGRY, tired and hurting. But most of all - Irritable.
I turn to the TV to help me find laughter. Lately, it's the show "Sex sent me to the ER" that has made me laugh so much. It is just sooo funny! Irritating at times, but funny. By the time the show is over, I'm feeling so much better.
Sometimes, I come on Agingcare.com wanting to share some funny stuff I read or saw on TV. And I have no where to share this with you all. I don't feel comfortable putting it on the YOU or the DYS or even Parents say Funniest Thing threads/discussions. Because it just doesn't 'fit' in those category.
So, I've decided, I'm going to do a discussion thread in which I or anyone else can freely come and share something that made them laugh or smile.
These are my favorites - that I watch/read over and over, when I feel so down.
FROM AGINGCARE:
https://www.agingcare.com/discussions/you-know-you-are-caregiver-if-163390.htm
https://www.agingcare.com/questions/funniest-thing-aging-parent-said-to-you-152708.htm?cpage=1
GOOGLE FOR LAUGHTER:
1. Pepsi Maxx & Jeff Gordon presents: Test Drive 1 and Test Drive 2.
2. Dinosaur Pranks from Japan
3. Coffeeshop New York Carrie prank
GOOGLE TO TOUCH YOUR HEART:
1. Canadian Bank Thank You Automated Machine
2. West Jet xmas gift 2013
Dementia Community:
Google - CNN's World's Untold Stories: Dementia Village - YouTube
(This is sooo unique, int the Netherlands! I cannot vision this in the United States.)
This is what I wanted to share with you all. I hope at least one of these helped with your day. =)
Baby bro fits more of 9. He is soooo funny. A lot of people like him, because he can just start a conversation, and have people laughing.
What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
A customer watching this asks the pharmacist what was filled for the lizard.
"Viagra."
"What????"
"Yeah, it's suffering from a reptile dysfunction."
Since her new husband is old, Jenny decides that after their wedding, she & Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she's concerned that her aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Jenny prepares herself for bed & the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens & there is Roger, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well. Roger takes leave of his wife and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old , ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good for once. You are truly a great lover, Roger."
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says, "You mean I was here already?"
Just a few months after the wedding the minister tuns into this young women on the street. They make polite chat for a minute and the minister says, "Not to be nosy or anything, but how has it worked out with the vow of abstenance?" "not so well", she replied. "I was wearing a kinda short skirt the other day and I bent over to pick up a can of beans, and my husband was overcome with passion so we ended up making love right there on the floor". The minister inquired,"Oh my, did you get expelled from you're church?" To which she responded, "No, but they did ask us to leave Krogers".
C M PUPPIES
M R NOT PUPPIES
O S A R
C M P N
L I B !
M R 2 PUPPIES !
Any Hillbillys out there?
And, yes, it is a challenge to figure these out - I didn't a clue until on the first reading. Guess I'm not a hillbilly (hopefully not).
You might be a hillbilly......
*stolen from J Foxworthy, redneck jokes
"What are all these little trays of dirt doing underneath the lamps?
Why are there heating pads underneath trays of dirt on top of the frig?
Why did you remove the backing from the bookcases, and what are all the books doing piled up in laundry baskets while there are trays of dirt with little green things coming out of the dirt on the shelves of the bookcases?
Why has the kitchen table been covered with more trays of sprouting green things?
Why are all these milk jugs been cut off at the top and filled with dirt, and what are they doing lined up in the breezeway?
What are these containers of seeds doing in the refrigerator?
What are those windows doing being propped up over some kind of frame next to the garage?
What in heck did I marry?"
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Bob's wife goes out & moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out & moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, & with a worried look on her face, says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With love & understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
When they retuned from their trip Bob was at the feed store and a neighbor asked him about the trip. Bob said they went to New York City and he went to the top of the Empire State Building and enjoyed the nice view. The neighbor asked how Bill liked the view. Bob said Bill didn't go up there cause he's crippled ya know.....
Bob told of going to the top of the Effiel Tower but Bill couldn't make it cause he's crippled ya know.........
They made it to the Leaning Tower of Pizza, but alas, Brother Bill, he's crippled ya know.
The neighbor asked where Bill was. Bob replied that he was in the hospital with a broken arm. How did that happen asked the neighbor. Well, said Bob, right after we got back from our trip we went to see one a them faith healer fellars down at the church. He was a healing people left and right and he called to brother Bill to come up to the stage. He put his hand on bills forehead and yelled Come to Jesus Brother and throw you right crutch away! And then he yelled, Come to Jesus brother and throw that left crutch away!
The neighbor was astonished. He asked, Well what happened then? Bob replied, Well he fell down and broke his arm. He's crippled ya know.......
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting & laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, & they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, Ron said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast!!
Google:
Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!"
SO DOES DRIVING TOO FAST
DO NOT PASS WHEN OPPOSING TRAFFIC IS PRESENT
Intelligent response someone spray painted on sign:
NO S....T!