My brother just posted this on FB.

My mom: I saw Oscar (my step-dog) yesterday.
Me: How is he?
Mom: He's deaf as a door nail!
Me: Just like you?
Mom: yes, he can still chew, why?

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That's a good one. Today at work my attempt at humor was when someone asked if I needed anything, I asked where the margaritas were.

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