I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
- Albert Einstein
Do you know why? Because we are too lazy to find new pals.
I am going to bed. Y’all can stay as long as you like.
Come here and tell me all that you know. Ought not take too long.
Don’t believe anything that you hear and only believe about half of what you see.
The monk says, “It’s okay, we will all be reincarnated.
The priest says, “We will all meet in heaven.”
The rabbi says, “Am I the only one who remembered that we were going skydiving today?”
Wife caught husband cheating. Everything must go! Yard Sale!
No Solicitors
We are too broke to buy anything
We know who we are voting for
We have found Jesus
Seriously, unless you are selling thin mint Girl Scout cookies don’t stop here
Welcome to over the hillville.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
Ex boyfriend left me and stole my dog. I am selling all of his sh*t.
Yard sale! Cheating wife. All must go, just like her!
So my girlfriend decided to get a tattoo of a huge snake on her back. Do it, I said but it might hurt a little.
She said, “I know, but It’s only a needle.” I said, I meant being single afterwards.
Your face on the other hand…