I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My therapist told me,
"Time heals all wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
…. But not together, … of course.
Bartender asks, “What can I do for you?”
Narcissist says, “Don’t stand in front of the mirror.”
Just one. Me. I am the best lightbulb changer in the world.” ❤️
They'd have to be VERY small narcissists to be able to fit, let alone screw in one.”
Three narcissists, Me, myself, and I.”
None. They won't let anyone change it so they can complain about it while they try to make you feel guilty for not doing it. At the same time, they'll tell everyone else around them how bad they have it because you don't love them enough to change the bulb. And they still won't let anyone change it.”
"Meeeeeeee!"
Conceitedness is a flaw, and I don't have any flaws.”
But that's impossible. As the smartest man alive I think I would have noticed.”
Ctrl U”
None, they use gaslighting.”
The dance floor IS always under my feet & I must always remember it. I love this ❤️💃
I decided to donate them afterwards because I knew that I would not be baking loads of cupcakes ever again!
Vases too! I had tons of vases from flowers that have been given to me over the years. My gosh, how many vases do we need?
Coffee mugs are another one. I have received a bazillion coffee mugs from my friends because they know that I am a coffee lover.
We can’t keep everything. We can’t be sentimental about every item. It feels great to purge all of our excess stuff!
Thought it might be useful.
Sure. It can collect dust on that top shelf. And so it does.
Whoever invented upper kichen cupboards that go to ceiling height, thankyou. They are on my next kitchen wish list.