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Partly sunny 🌞, bundle of joy
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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
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"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
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Ta. I feel like climbing into bed & just staying there. Under a giant pile of blankets. With a book. Forever.. or until I get hungry.
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Today we don’t have any motivational quotes.
If you want to give up, give up.


(kidding....!)
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How is the weather
inside you?
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Well I wish the weather man was telling a joke today, yeppie getting more spring snow this week. 😛
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Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
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The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
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I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
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Cats have 9 lives.
Makes them ideal for experiments.
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I won $3 million on the lottery so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.
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My therapist told me,
"Time heals all wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
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A man walks into a bar. It was just a bit too low. Painful!
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Two narcissists walk into a bar.
…. But not together, … of course.
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A narcissist walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool.
Bartender asks, “What can I do for you?”
Narcissist says, “Don’t stand in front of the mirror.”
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“They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.”
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❤️ “My girlfriend is 21 and I'm 40. We went to a bar the other day, and everyone's calling us mean names, like paedophile, cradle robber, gold digger, etc. It was so humiliating. Completely ruined our tenth anniversary.”
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“How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. Me. I am the best lightbulb changer in the world.” ❤️
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“How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They'd have to be VERY small narcissists to be able to fit, let alone screw in one.”
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“How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three narcissists, Me, myself, and I.”
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❤️ “How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They won't let anyone change it so they can complain about it while they try to make you feel guilty for not doing it. At the same time, they'll tell everyone else around them how bad they have it because you don't love them enough to change the bulb. And they still won't let anyone change it.”
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What does a narcissistic cow say?
"Meeeeeeee!"
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“The narc is already too bright, no need for a lightbulb.”
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“I'm not conceited.
Conceitedness is a flaw, and I don't have any flaws.”
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❤️ “My narcissism is better than yours.”
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“My doctor says I have narcissistic personality disorder.
But that's impossible. As the smartest man alive I think I would have noticed.”
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“What's a narcissists favorite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl U”
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