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Just take whatever it is and show love always show love no matter what.I rescued my 94 yr old dad 2 times while he was in the restroom.Itwasnt easy I was an emergency rescue...
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Hey BOJ , I'm missing your jokes? Hope everything is well.
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Research grant application:

“My project is simply this. I want to find out, once and for all, whether there’s any truth in the belief that money can’t buy happiness.”
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If you’ve lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
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“Told you so.”

Sincerely,

Your intuition
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stand-up comedian on stage:

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Comedy is going well! I recently left my job to do comedy. I have to be back tomorrow at 9.
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I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie
is all the walking I’d have to do.
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I’m angry, but not homicidal.
This is progress.
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She said she missed me.
Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading.
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I am confused how a cemetery can raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Your opinion wasn’t in my recipe.
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I’m not trying to be difficult…
It just comes naturally.
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Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.
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The face uses more muscles to frown than to smile…

What can I say, I’m addicted to fitness.
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Excuse me but
my calculations show that:

you = the best
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Today I’m only talking to myself.
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I don’t hate you.
I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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Hang on.
Let me make this awkward.
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Dogs do speak,
but only to those who know how to listen.
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If you think this silence is awkward, just wait until I start talking.
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I’ll do the stupid thing first
and then you shy people follow.
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It's so hot my mom's outside thermostat blew up. 🥵

(Not a joke)
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It's so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
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Many, many years ago (waaaay before I was caring for my mom w/cognitive decline) the local newspaper ran an article about an event to raise awareness for Alzheimer's / Dementia. The headline was, "Join us this Saturday for the Dementia Walk. It will be an event to remember!" Uggh. 🙈 I remember cringing so hard when I read that. I don't even think they did it on purpose.
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I keep hearing people talk about what they’re going to do when they retire.

I’m gonna have to work right up to lunch on the day of my funeral.
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I’ve run out of excuses.
I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.
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They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.
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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
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