I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
People kept askin' how big I'd get. RD
"I have terrible ideas
if you need any."
"Childhood injuries:
fell off my bike
fell out of a tree
twisted my ankle
Adult injuries:
slept wrong
sat down too long
sneezed too hard."
“I think I'm in a love triangle.
I love myself.
Myself loves me.
Me loves I."
"I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow."
"Excuse me, I know this is hell, but may I ask which floor?"
"I came
I saw
I left early."
“Sometimes you just need to lie on the floor and do nothing for three years.”
“I’m like a kitten. I need attention and I need to curl up next to you and I need you to pet me and tell me I’m cute.”
“Nothing brightens up a room
like your absence.”
“These weekends are starting to feel like a thirty-minute lunch break.”
"Okay. So I danced like no one was watching.
My court date is pending."
"So awkward when you meet someone you've stalked
and don't know whether to play it cool
or ask whether they enjoyed Tahiti in 2011."
Ten tickles.
“Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.”