I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Excited about spring? LOL, me too bro.
i must feed you more quotes.
“Pay attention in English class I do not. Speak my own way I will.”
“Sexy I am. Know this I do.”
“The stupid is strong in this one.”
“Already know you that which you need.”
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Yes and my wife could once forget while doing something else with me and suddenly start talking about her therapist or our children. I look back on that now and laugh.
:) bundle of joy to the rescue with quotes about forgetting.
“Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.”
“Recipe for iced coffee. 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold.”
”Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.”
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Now that I have your attention, don’t forget to love yourself, eat healthy, read books that will give you wisdom, and live in the moment.
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I feel like a million tonight (but one at a time).
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
Poor woman! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he’s a ruler.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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She was a very clever woman. How to shock without any obscenities!