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P Perk4me Apr 2022 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-05T19:47:58.000-0400

Oh Golly....today was my 1st day on this site!
This site was the BEST part of my day!!
Keep it up, thank you 🤣 see ya tomorrow .....

F felixmental Apr 2022 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-05T08:23:39.000-0400

Remember nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-04T10:09:49.000-0400

Snoopy quote (ever positive)...

:) "Hope your week is full of laughter, smiles and lots of sunshiny days!"

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 4 · 2022-04-04T10:08:04.000-0400

;) "Maybe Monday doesn't like you either."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-04T10:07:17.000-0400

"Mondays are the start of the work week, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 6 · 2022-04-04T10:05:53.000-0400

;) "'F*ck it'...My final thought before making most decisions..."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 7 · 2022-04-04T10:05:10.000-0400

"It's an, 'I want to fake my own death, move to Mexico, and live off tacos and tequila' kind of day."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-04T10:03:35.000-0400

"Monday? I thought I told you to f*ck off last week."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-03T11:17:45.000-0400

:) "A Sunday well spent brings a week of content."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-03T02:41:36.000-0400

:) “It’s Sunday…Therefore I’m 100% motivated, energetic, to do nothing today!”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-02T18:09:18.000-0400

“Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home…we both had a good laugh.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-02T08:29:48.000-0400

"I can't decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest."

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-02T06:26:34.000-0400

1. Go to the gym
2. Take 500 pictures
3. Post a different one every day
4. Never go to the gym again.

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 14 · 2022-04-02T06:25:06.000-0400

“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-02T04:04:23.000-0400

:) “My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-02T04:00:49.000-0400

“I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-02T03:21:26.000-0400

:) “I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, “Haha, good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-01T17:36:49.000-0400

:) :)

“Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-01T13:07:11.000-0400

:) “If someone tells you it can’t be done, smile & graciously agree, then go work twice as hard to prove them wrong twice as fast.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 20 · 2022-04-01T13:02:07.000-0400

“It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 21 · 2022-04-01T13:01:36.000-0400

:) “I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 22 · 2022-04-01T05:23:24.000-0400

:) “If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically relevant.”

B bundleofjoy Apr 2022 · Answer 23 · 2022-04-01T05:21:47.000-0400

;) “I like failure because it’s SO easy to achieve!”

K Kantankorus Mar 2022 · Answer 24 · 2022-03-31T23:57:21.000-0400

Happy Anniversary everyone :)

Watt's inner name? ...

- a nose by any other grain would smell as wheat.

Ah, Spakesheare.

L Llamalover47 Mar 2022 · Answer 25 · 2022-03-31T20:53:58.000-0400

Send: Good one.

S Sendhelp Mar 2022 · Answer 26 · 2022-03-31T20:50:46.000-0400

APRIL FOOLS DAY IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!
With all that's going on, no made up prank could exceed the insanity going on in the world at this time.

B bundleofjoy Mar 2022 · Answer 27 · 2022-03-31T19:52:23.000-0400

:) “Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who’s on a diet.”

B bundleofjoy Mar 2022 · Answer 28 · 2022-03-31T19:51:01.000-0400

:) “I love you more than food, ok maybe not food but I still love you.”

B bundleofjoy Mar 2022 · Answer 29 · 2022-03-31T18:59:21.000-0400

I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day.

Just kidding, I do.

B bundleofjoy Mar 2022 · Answer 30 · 2022-03-31T18:57:02.000-0400

:) "Happy April Fool's Day! Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day."