I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I said, ‘Darling, is there someone else?’ and she said, ‘There must be.’ - RD
I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
We get old because we stopped playing.
-George Bernard Shaw
How stupid can you be?
I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
even the calendar goes W T F
Knowing the truth
Seeing the truth
Yet still believing the lies
So now, I do the same thing to them at funerals.
Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control that you would have to have.
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
You can't spell virus without U and I.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
Do you come within 6' of here often?
You’ll never worry about Covid-19 again if you come home with me. I have a lot more worrisome transmittable diseases than that baby.
(Oh wait. Maybe don’t use that one.)
Remember to wash your Hans.