I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Anyone got one on real estate agents? The ones I have been dealing with are lower than a snake's belly. I hope there is a special part of hell just for them.. 'great location, heating included, ready-made community'
I don’t want to tilt the scales of justice .
My brother has been more civil lately !
Go ahead and send to your brother !😆
I don’t think I should send it to my pompous lawyer brother . 🤔😬😬.
I am married to an engineer! I definitely giggle at this joke!
The engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. The engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.
Pretty soon they have air conditioning, escalators, elevators, flush toilets and more.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy!
God calls Satan on the telephone and says, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan says, “Everything is going great! We have air conditioning, elevators, escalator and flush toilets. There’s no telling what this engineer will come up with next!
God says, “What? You have an engineer down there. He should never have gone down there. Send him back immediately!”
Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on my staff.”
God says, “Send him back or I will sue!”
Satan says, “Yeah, right! Just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
To dream about the good old days.
They forgot where they parked their car.
They are busy looking for it.
They will both nap anywhere.
Because they can get away with it.
Because they earned the right to be comfortable.
God grant me the senility to forget the people that I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to know the difference.
I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was staring into his phone cross the street.
“Twice as much husband, half as much pay.”