I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
My ex-wife is a water sign and I’m an earth sign. Together we made mud. RD
He thought that he was God and I didn’t.
Oscar Wilde
It takes all the strength he has to crawl down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the kitchen counter and staggers over to them.
As he reaches for one of the cookies, his wife’s wrinkled hand reaches out and smacks him.
His wife yells at him, “No! You can’t have those, they are for the funeral.”
Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.
Your story reminded me of one of my own. I asked a niece at about 6 or 7 if she wanted to make some money and help me straighten my house. I had two toddlers and I wanted to get their toys all organized. She said yes. She came over and we got busy and got a lot done. I suppose she was getting a little tired and she asked me ‘Aunt 97, when are we going to make that money?” 😳
Children are a breath of fresh air.
Aww, that’s adorable !!
I remarked that it sounded like a TB ward in the back of the minivan. Of course they do not have a clue what that is. The 8 year old finally piped up asking why would they be getting a TV award.
Just thought it was cute. Those little ones always put a smile on my face.
A real estate joke for you!
A real estate agent was standing at the crossroads when the devil appeared before him.
The devil told him, “I can make you the most successful agent in your brokerage. You will sell 200 homes next year if you sign a contract in blood. Give me your soul, your wife’s soul and your children’s soul for all eternity.”
The agent didn’t even skip a beat, before saying to the devil, “Wait a minute…what’s the catch?”