I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’ll do the stupid thing first
and then you shy people follow.
If you think this silence is awkward, just wait until I start talking.
Dogs do speak,
but only to those who know how to listen.
Hang on.
Let me make this awkward.
I don’t hate you.
I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Today I’m only talking to myself.
Excuse me but
my calculations show that:
you = the best
What can I say, I’m addicted to fitness.
I’m not trying to be difficult…
It just comes naturally.
Your opinion wasn’t in my recipe.
Normally that would be good, but she’s reloading.
I’m angry, but not homicidal.
This is progress.
🙂🙂🙂
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie
is all the walking I’d have to do.
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.
🙂
Comedy is going well! I recently left my job to do comedy. I have to be back tomorrow at 9.
Sincerely,
Your intuition
Research grant application:
“My project is simply this. I want to find out, once and for all, whether there’s any truth in the belief that money can’t buy happiness.”
Your Meemaw had a faster car.
shorter shorts,
and a wilder past than you'll ever know.
~~Respect your elders~~
Husband answers: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.
The husband is in ICU.
was busy.
🌟🌟🌟🌸🌸🌸
i’ll still be busy a while.
happy summer everyone!!
So I went on holiday. I was at the beach. I took off my shirt and a very attractive woman walked by.
She said:
You must work out.
I said (blushing):
Thanks!!
She said:
No, you MUST work out.