I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Sleeping is hard in the summer
because the blankets are too warm,
but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
Summer ---
that crazy Sun of a beach.
cocktails.
🙂
you might as well shine.
🙂
is a seashell.
🙂
🙂
my answer is yes.
🙂
Gone crazy.
Be back shortly.
Keep your squats low
and your standards high.
and move on.
🙂
whelmed?
I think I want to be an a***hole for 1 more year.
Julying!
while running away from us.
How do I uninstall them?
I hope to arrive to my death -
late,
in love,
and a little drunk.
You may think I’m a horrible person.
But deep down I’m even worse.
When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.
I’ve run out of excuses.
I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.
I keep hearing people talk about what they’re going to do when they retire.
I’m gonna have to work right up to lunch on the day of my funeral.
(Not a joke)