I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Young at heart.
…Slightly older in other places.
One minute you’re young, hip & carefree and the next minute you’re photographing vegetables in your garden.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
Always remember that your present situation is not your final destination.
There is more lovely crap yet to come.
I've found that
if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock,
people expect less of you.
I have no super powers.
Guess I must be the villain.
Happiness is
...acting like a total freak to annoy someone.
It's the worst day of your life so far!
Nobody gets me like you get me.
There might be something wrong with you.
I ate one brownie today instead of the entire pan.
Pretty sure I am a life coach now.
I just cleared out some space in the freezer
sounds more productive
than I just polished off a pint of ice cream.
When does hibernation start?
I’d like to participate this year.
I’m so sick of my problems!
I want rich people’s problems. Like where to park my yacht.
Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.
Time is precious,
waste it wisely.
I'm a hero!
I just rescued a pair of shoes. They were trapped in a store.
Please stop warning people
not to ingest disinfectant. We
should let this one play out.
I have the best taste in clothes.
I'm just too poor to prove it.
9 out of 10 times when I lose something...
it's because I put it in a safe place.
Worst thing you can do while cleaning
is to sit down "for just a minute".
Why aren’t koalas actually bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead.
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you gotta let that mango.
Not to brag
but I totally
got out of bed today.
Today I’m drinking some positiviTEA.
☕️☕️☕️
SEX!!!!!!
Now that I’ve got your attention…
SMILE and have the best day possible…
❤️🙂
Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it
and just keep my chins up.