I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
How to tell you're an adult:
--you gain 30 lbs overnight
--you'd rather sleep than go out
--comfort comes before style
--you have a favorite spatula
"You can't talk butterfly language
with caterpillar people."
When does season 2 of 2025 start?
I do not like season 1.
I am too insane to explain
and you are too normal to understand.
My 6-month trial of 2025 is almost over,
and I would like to return it.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly
or go blow something up.
Decisions...decisions...
I will not kill my co-workers.
I will not...
OK. Maybe just one.
Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I’m allowed to punch people in the throat, and there are cute puppies and free cake.
I’ve never had a problem
that I couldn’t make worse.
if you need any.
what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
Sorry it took me 5 days to get back to your text. I myself am understaffed at the moment.
They won’t.
Remember when you thought this year was going to be BETTER than last year?
LOL
With your luck they will probably get worse pretty soon.
Like your stupid dreams.
They paid money to see you.
Too much of a good thing
can be wonderful.
Body type:
Clearly not one to turn down a taco.
When you find true love
hold on to it with both hands, because sometimes TACOS can be hard to handle.
I’m evil now.
A clean house is a sign of a
broken computer.
when i try to act mysterious, but i am literally unable to shut my mouth for more than a minute.
i am absolutely NOT built for situationships, plz do not speak to me unless u wanna marry me.
congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. i can’t relate, but i’m sure it’s lovely. unfortunately, i only know how to let things consume my entire soul.
i’m flirting telepathically today so if u start giggling out of nowhere that was me.
my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to my room and shut the door.
Money.