I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Be VERY careful. You are beginning to speak BOJ.
I’m not sure that’s a good thing. 🤓😎🥸🥳
If there’s one thing I’d like you to remember, it’s…
Oh my God, what was it?
Love BOJ and the silly quotes and quips she shares with us.
Food prices are so high, I even cry over un-spilt milk.
I like working from home. It’s much more comfortable than sleeping in my cubicle.
When I was younger, I could really kick some butt. Now I just go for the ankles.
I saved someone’s life today.
Well, I resisted the urge to strangle the life out of this idiot. So pretty much the same thing.
Go buy a brain.
I would make a great millionaire.
One cat won’t fix all your problems…but three might.
I would go out of my mind,
but I can’t find the exit.
I just found out my neighbourhood has like 50 registered s*x offenders.
I don’t need that kind of…
competition. 🙂
I’m just kidding! It’s a joke…
I’m not registered.
"All stressed out
and no one to choke."
I love long walks
away from everyone.
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I’d love to
punch in the face.
I swore I married someone who didn’t snore. Turns out, they just held back until we signed the paperwork.
🌸⭐️
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Well, what can I tell you about the groom? I've known him for about ten years, he's handsome, intelligent, witty, charismatic... sorry, wrong wedding.
My wife and I often exchange opinions. I come with my own and leave with hers.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newly-webs.
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
The dentist had strong fillings for his wife.
You make miso happy.
🙂🙂
What the world really needs…
is more love and less paper work.