I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
🙂 Stegosaurus
Mine’s the thagomizer!
Poor Thag Simmons.
this happened to me today!...we're all getting completely lost in the grocery store after the renovation. no one can find anything.
What planet is she on?
But I laugh more.
But will she leave me?
Find out next week…
A nervous Rex.
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them
I’m never wrong.
Just different levels of right.
Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.
The problem is, even I can’t find them.
🎄🎄🎄
It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list.
“I don’t know,” she says.
“Because it couldn’t get a date.”
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes…
I mean, if I wanted to wait I’d send you a letter via pigeon instead.
count as cardio?
remember you are not alone.
A lot of other people hate you too.
who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
without a little emotional scarring.
Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.
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You should really come with a warning label.
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Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.
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Have a nice day, somewhere else.
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Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
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I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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Earth is full. Go home.
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You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.
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🙂 I believed in evolution until I met you.