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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Am I the only one worried about all the AI being advertised?

I mean who really wants AI to be in every aspect of our lives?

Oh, wait my generation knows AI as Artificial Insemination not Artificial intelligence. Oops! Whew! I was getting worried.

What's with all the changing acronyms, getting old is hard enough.
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Grandma, that should be the back of the shirt.

You can continue your education, not to mention the hobbies and crafts that you can do.
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Isthisrealyreal...
Not just that the "Life Imprisonment" is not a deterrent think of the advantages.
You don't have to shop for clothes
"free" healthcare
No bills, gas, electric, mortgage....
You don't have to cook or clean
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As seen on a sweatshirt:

Don't tick off old people!

The older we get
The less "Life Imprisonment"
Is a deterrent!
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Stay home. Practice social distancing. Clean yourself often. On no! We're all becoming cats!
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Anyone else feel that Halloween is unnecessary this year. I have been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now.
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What do they teach elves in elementary school?

The elf-abet.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

"It's not my fault!"

What did one volcano say to the other?

"I lava you."
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Hi! I wasn't criticising your taste in jokes, just sharing DH's little groan! I'm always grateful to you.
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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to 100. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
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"MargaretMcKen,"

You can refer back to my reply on August 31st (page 8) regarding my joke posts! :)
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"Countrymouse,"

That was a fantastic and clever addition to the joke - my husband and I both got a kick out of it!!! :)
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Nobody - I hope they wrote a Liszt.
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I read the jokes to DH and usually get a laugh, but he reckoned this last one was really scraping the bottom of the barrel. A wet barrel of course...
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Here's a riddle for a change of pace -


Why is an island like the letter "T"?




They're both in the middle of water!
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?





Ba - na- na- naaaaaaaaa!
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Anyone like delving into genetics?


What did the DNA say to the other DNA?


Do these genes make me look fat?


( just don't ever ask your husband that question!)
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For any classical music lovers out there:


A sign at a music shop:


"Gone chopin.
Bach in a minuet."
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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Okay now you say,
"Control freak who?"
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Why did the pine tree get in trouble?
Because it was being knotty.
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?



Because his car got toad away.



(I hope he got to work on time!)
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"notgoodenough,"

Thank you for the vote of confidence with my joke postings - glad you like them! Most the time I just like to post them when I feel either in a funk, in a silly mood after a long day or after reading a lot of serious, sad stories on the forum.
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NobodyGetsIt, you have the best "dad" jokes ever!!
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"



Because every play has a cast.
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An overheard conversation....

Q - How did you know that she was the woman you should marry?

A - When I asked her for a screwdriver and she answered "Philips, flat head or vodka" I knew she was the one!
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One tree says to the other tree:
"Look, they are bringing in the rakes!"
The other tree says,
"What are we gonna do now for nutients, drink bleach?"



I swear, not a political joke.
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Trees are our friends.
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The doctor asks his friends, "What would you like people to say when you're in your casket?" One friend says, "I'd like them to say I was a fine family man." Another says, "I'd like them to say I helped people." A third responds, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! I think he's moving!' "
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Gershun, my trees are also my friends, as are my evergreen shrubs!  One of my arborvitaes has been producing so many little cone seeds that I'll be able to make dozens of wreaths from them, and also start little arborvitae next year.    I too love trees!

Alva, I've just skimmed through a synopsis of Powers' Overstory and added it to my book list.    Barnes & Noble, here I come!
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For anyone who loves TREES do read The Overstory by Richard Powers. I think one of the GREAT books of recent times.
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I've had clients so old they remember Judas skipping out on his share of the bill at the Last Supper.

There I've managed to make a joke that is offensive to both elderly and religious folks.
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