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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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If I choke to death chowing down on gummy bears I really hope people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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Oldage, I love pun-style jokes. Thank you... that's a fun batch you've posted. :)
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Hah, CW. I read the joke about the alarm-clock-cat but didn't get it at first, for whatever reason.

"Would you like your alarm clock to be INEXPLICABLY HEAVY and full of KNIVES? Consider: CAT."

Indeed. 😸
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One minute you're young and carefree 💃🏻🕺🏻
and the next your grand kids are asking for help with their history project
because you were alive way back then 🤔
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Having trouble getting up in the morning? Get an alarm clock that is inexplicably heavy and equipped with many knives, get a cat 🐈
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A perfectionist walked into a bar... Apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
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Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
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What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
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Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
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The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a "no bell" prize.

"no bell" get it? yeah I know silly.
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One last blast of jokes before the New Year. I realize not everyone will be at a time of life to be in a jokey mood, for those I wish love & compassion.

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You’ve Got It Made.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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The shape I’m in, I could donate my body to science fiction. RD
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No @budleofjoy posting any more either? they use to do a lot of joke and other posts.

My ex-wife is a water sign and I’m an earth sign. Together we made mud. RD
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Not a joke but kind of one. Hubs was asking me about the gift certificates I got for Christmas,, did I get one for a massage? Yep says I, from DD. turns out he got me one too, it was still up on the dresser... LOL But now we call it the day after Christmas gift,, could be a new trend.
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Just one day out from Christmas and I maybe should turn myself in to the thought police.
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The best part of being over 40 is that we did all of our stupid stuff before the internet was invented.
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Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. It’s so nice to see so many new faces.
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My husband and I got divorced over religious reasons.

He thought that he was God and I didn’t.
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