I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I was driving to work this morning when I saw a guy texting and driving.
I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at him.
3 are frozen. And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
“Sorry for being so anxious earlier. I had no idea everything would be fine.”
Passive-aggressive witch:
“I don’t curse people. I simply bless everyone else around them.”
WTH is an atmospheric river?
Anti-inflammatory joint cream.
That's a good one about these kids knowing what a 9-5 is. Of course they don't. Most of them don't even want to do a 10-2.
Doctor:
You don’t need a colonoscopy, but I’m sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don’t like you.
I got it at an art fair probably 30-odd years ago.
”Compete until your haters brag
they know you.”
I wonder if they have ever heard of 9-5 and know what that means for their
life growing up?
Hugs back to you!
hug, sendhelp!
Forgot to announce it.
Too late now.
“Excited to announce that I have just about had it.”
—History
“What did I say to annoy you?
I may want to say it again.”
How do you show your wife who’s the boss in your home?
Hold a mirror up to her face.
“You CAN have everything you want…But sometimes you have to change what you want.”
By Ray King
“People who sleep all night without waking up, how does it feel to be God’s favorites?”
Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
especially when you have food.
"If I could turn back time..."
Well, now we all can turn back time this Sunday.
She is working from home,
and will call in to give us instructions
on what to do.
"If no one from the future came to stop you, how bad can it be?"
why?
it is so bad on so many levels