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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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I was driving to work this morning when I saw a guy texting and driving.

I was so angry I rolled down my window and threw my beer can at him.
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haha, i liked that TY2021! 🙂
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My brain has 47 tabs open.
3 are frozen. And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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“Sorry for being so anxious earlier. I had no idea everything would be fine.”
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Passive-aggressive witch:

“I don’t curse people. I simply bless everyone else around them.”
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Thank you, everyone for posting in here. I needed a good laugh this morning!
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From DH’s car club newsletter. Man standing by a car with it’s bonnet up, baby on little ladder pointing into the engine, Man: “He keeps pointing to the ignition, but it’s clearly a spark plug issue. I guess the pediatrician is right, we need to work on his motor skills”.
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Sure, it used to be called rain.

WTH is an atmospheric river?
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You smell wonderful! What is it?
Anti-inflammatory joint cream.
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@Sendhelp

That's a good one about these kids knowing what a 9-5 is. Of course they don't. Most of them don't even want to do a 10-2.
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BOJ, I laughed out loud at this one.
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Doctor:
You don’t need a colonoscopy, but I’m sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don’t like you.
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I have a cute watercolor painting of a peacock in my bathroom that says “If you wake up feeling like you’ve had it, be grateful”. Double entendres, right? I get a little laugh from it. If only…

I got it at an art fair probably 30-odd years ago.
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”Compete until your haters brag
they know you.”
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We have heard of the phrase 6-7 being used by the in-crowd kids as a private code or joke, often meaningless.

I wonder if they have ever heard of 9-5 and know what that means for their
life growing up?
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BOJ,
Hugs back to you!
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hahaha 🙂

hug, sendhelp!
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That must be what I did wrong when reaching the point of "just about had it."

Forgot to announce it.

Too late now.
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“Excited to announce that I have just about had it.”
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❤️ "Don’t make me repeat myself.”
—History
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“What did I say to annoy you?
I may want to say it again.”
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How do you show your wife who’s the boss in your home?

Hold a mirror up to her face.
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“You CAN have everything you want…But sometimes you have to change what you want.”
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Written instructions on "how to remove leaves from your lawn".

By Ray King
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“People who sleep all night without waking up, how does it feel to be God’s favorites?”
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Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
especially when you have food.
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Cher belts out the song:
"If I could turn back time..."

Well, now we all can turn back time this Sunday.
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Our cleaning lady just called.
She is working from home,
and will call in to give us instructions
on what to do.
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"If no one from the future came to stop you, how bad can it be?"
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I don't like elevator music

why?

it is so bad on so many levels
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