Best ‘Senior’ Quotes. Please share your favorite quote. It can be funny or serious. Humor can help to keep someone get through tough times!

Ana,

Springsteen is cool and you’re still cool! You don’t have to apologize to your kids! 😆

Bounce,

Laughter saved my sanity throughout my years! Humor is incredibly powerful!

Think I'm going down to the well tonight
And I'm going to drink 'til I get my fill.
And I hope when I get old, I don't sit around thinking about it, But I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back
Trying to recapture,
A little of the glory of...
Well, the time slips away,
Leaves you with nothing, mister,
but boring stories of glory days.
- Bruce Springsteen
(apologies to my kids but, you know, I used to be cool)

I loved Phylis Diller! She was hilarious.

I’m at an age when by back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Today, while eating turkey-rice-vegetable soup I made with the left-over turkey, she said… as she struggled to spoon it from bowl to mouth, “what is the green thing that won’t come in my mouth?”
uhm, I thought, picturing Michael Scott.
“celery”

Newbie,

LOL 😝

This is a true one, told to me years ago by a colleague about her mother:

80-year old woman says to Dr: "My right knee has been extremely painful, to the point where I have a lot of trouble walking and going up and down stairs."

Dr. pokes around for a bit, takes an x-ray of the knee, then says "It's just old age and there's nothing that can be done."

80-year old woman replies: "My left knee is the same age and it's not complaining."

My mother used to say, “I am too pooped to pop!” It’s funny how I catch myself saying this when I’m exhausted.

Typo! Stupid autocorrect!

Should read, Humor can help someone get through tough times.

1) I told you that I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

I have some-timers. Sometimes I remember and sometimes I don’t.

Other times I just ignore you!


2) Don’t grow up. It’s a trap!


3) Old age is like underwear. It creeps up on you.

4) Old age is not for sissies. Bette Davis

5) At my age, I have seen it all, heard it all, done it all. I just can’t remember it all.