Best ‘Senior’ Quotes. Please share your favorite quote. It can be funny or serious. Humor can help to keep someone get through tough times!

My Daddy always said "God made some perfect heads and those were bald."

If you have nothing good to say

Say nothing

This is the recipe of life, my mother told me, as I wept in her arms
Think of the flowers you plant
In the garden each year
They will teach you
That people too
Will wilt
Fall
Root and rise
In order to bloom again

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This actually happened about 50 years ago...My husband's beloved ageing Aunt was a Mr Magoo type. One day she sailed right through a red light while driving and pulled up to a pump at a gas station. A uniformed policeman witnessed her running the red light , and he pulled his patrol car into the gas station right behind her car. He got out of his patrol car and knocked on her driver side window to get her attention. Oblivious, she rolled down her car window, leaned out, and said "just fill it up with regular."

You do not just wake up and become a beautiful butterfly

Growth is a process

Wish love and peace
Upon the ones
Who've been unkind to you
And keep moving forward
This will free you

Rupi kaur

A girl should be two things:

who and what she wants

-Coco Chanel

Every woman’s success should be an inspiration to another.

We’re strongest when we cheer each other on.

-Serena Williams

There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself.

-Hannah Gadsby

My mother told me to be a lady. And for her, that meant to be your own person, be independent.

-Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I’ve been terrified every moment of my life-

and I’ve never let it keep me from doing a single thing I wanted to do

-Georgia O’Keeffe

There is a stubbornness in me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others.

My courage arises at every attempt to intimidate me.

-Jane Austin

Rodney Dangerfield just before he went into surgery: "If the operation is a success, I'll be out of the hospital in a couple days. If it's not, I'll be out of in a couple hours".

I loved Bette Davis!

Old age ain't for Sissys!

Bette Davis to Johny Carson

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Dr. Seuss

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

-Abraham Lincoln

The greatest glory in living lies not in ever falling, but in rising every time we fall.

-Nelson Mandela

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

-Elenor Roosevelt

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I learn. Involve me and I learn.

-Benjamin Franklin

Never let the fear of striking out prevent you from playing the game.

-Babe Ruth

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.

-Helen Keller

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him and to let him know that you trust him.

-Booker T. Washington

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you don’t stop.

-Confucius

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

-Dalai Lama

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

-Lao Tzu

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

-James Baldwin

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If you don't like something change it, if you can't change it, change your attitude.

Maya Angelou

I really like this one and all her quotes

There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive, painful sugary won't prolong.

Monty Python

Happiness is having a large, loving close-knit family, in another state.

George burns

Anxiety,

You’re welcome. Cash was cool. I bet he was fun to see in concert.

Awww, needs help, sorry you couldn't go, lol the Bettels where amazing!!

Thanks for the Johnny cash info, I'll definitely look that up. Mom will love it to. Give us something more to talk about, somedays not a of subject to say.

I saw Johnny cash at Saratoga race track, probably around 10.

Anxiety,

Lennon has always been my favorite Beatle! I do love Paul and George too. Ringo, eh…He is smart enough to know to surround himself with very talented people!

The Beatles came to New Orleans when I was nine years old. The performance was at City Park and tickets were $4.00!

I begged my mom to go because I had seen them on The Ed Sullivan Show.

Mom told me that she didn’t want to go and be surrounded by all of the screaming girls. I said, but Mom, I want to be one of those screaming girls! LOL 😆 I didn’t get to go! 😞

Life is what we make it, always has been always will be.

Grandma Moses.

John Lennon's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He told her "happy" , teacher replied, I don't think you understand the question. John replied," I don't think you understand life! "

I don't care if my kids are doctors or garbage collectors, as long as they are happy, it's all that matters to me

In the end it’s not the years in your life that counts. It’s the life in your years.

-Abraham Lincoln

Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.

-David Bowie

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you have to start young.

-Theodore Roosevelt

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

My Name is Trouble,

Your grandmother sounds adorable! My grandma was cute too.

When asked how are you, my grandmother would say still kicking, just not very high." If she didn't like the person or was mad at them, she'd answer "still kicking, and still high enough to kick YOU in the butt."

Anxiety,

After Cash died, his kids found a notebook containing tons of songs that he was writing and didn’t get to record. He was continually writing music. They took those songs and recorded them, so sweet.