Do you have a soap opera title for your situation?

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Right now my fave is "The Old and the Restless" after my 101 yr old mother tried to fly across the country by herself
and the standing favorite for narcissists - "As The World Turns Around Me"

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i like the latter one best emjo..
Yeah me too - always applicable. How r u doing, cap'n?
My life reminds more of a H.R. Pufnstuf show from Sid &Marty Krofft filled with hallucinated drugs...
hahahaha - good one!!!

and then there are the Christmas carols

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
All My Ailments.
One life to live...oops, time's up.
General dysfunction.
Great post emjo! Just when I needed a laugh!
Boni - ROTFL!!
Yeah, great post Emjo! How about...

The Old and the Witless...or The Lost and the Witless
The Edge of Insanity
Hellrose Place
All my Patience (....spent!)
As the World Turns without Me
Lol, great! How about "The Old, the Sad, and the Buggy"
Hehe..."The Bald and the Belligerent"
Jingle bells, my house smells...

I seem to be fixated on Christmas

Being both paranoid and narcissistic, I know people are always talking about me. But probably not nearly as many as there should be.

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