Headstone humor.

Follow
Share

Life is short and death inevitable so I was surprised to see on a headstone. She was all a wife and mother ought to have been.

Ought, OUGHT? I would have come back and haunted till all eternity whoever had the bright idea of putting that on my headstone.

I am going to be cremated so no headstone for me but I did think that if I were to have one it would be something like.

Here rests the phoenix who rose time and again from the ashes but fell to the cold heart of the state.

(Remember Im a Brit and I am not criticising US)

Or possibly the most likely one - I told you she would be the death of me

What would you have on your headstone?

This discussion has been closed for comment. Start a New Discussion.
27

Comments

Show:
1 2 3
"She never led, she never followed and she never ever volunteered."
(0)
Report

...Her do-list is finally DONE!

(or I could get geeky and have my dates followed by :wq)
(0)
Report

Here lies Ladybug, she was quite the baker, everyone loved her buns.
(2)
Report

My husband's mother wants to have a 'green burial', when you just lie down in the forest and die, back to the earth one might say. Guess if we could find her in the forest we could write something nice on a rock nearby?
(1)
Report

Headstone could read:

"You are left behind, ha ha ha,ha ha!"

Returning now to the brat thread. Sorry.
(0)
Report

Wouldn't mind being a dead wi-fi access point?

Headstone could read:
"Ckick on Like this"

.

.
..
.
.
(1)
Report

No headstone because this treehugger plans to cremate and serve as tree fertilizer. So maybe a sign like this? Please don't chop down this tree, Rachelle helped to make it happen and is hanging out in its leaves.
(5)
Report

I think I will definitely have a plaque pinned on a tree that says -
Never mind Care Skills...Care Kills
(1)
Report

Windy, Your post is humorous. It is lying there, just begging for the truth. It is very funny, imo.
(2)
Report

What about cremation, then being buried, just so there is a place with a name on it, so your future relatives will not feel a void if they want to do a family tree. The epitaph could read: So heavenly minded no earthly good, but she was really really here.
(1)
Report

1 2 3
This discussion has been closed for comment. Start a New Discussion.
Related
Questions