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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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A poor-taste joke that might amuse some of us:

An old-ish man tells his friend that last night God blessed him. God helped him deal with his poor eyesight by providing a light when he had to use the toilet. Friend tells wife. Wife says ‘Well that explains the state of the refrigerator this morning’.
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She’s always late.
Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
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Marriage means commitment.
Of course, so does insanity.
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want.
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far I’ve lost 15 days.
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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
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🌸🌸 If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
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BOJ, I thought I was wrong once, turns out I was mistaken. :-)
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.
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They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
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Life is exactly like a game of chess.

(I don't know how to play chess.)
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"I don't want to brag, but I've been called 'a piece of work'. That's good, right?"
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My husband doesn't just talk to himself, he answers himself
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What doesn't kill you, gives you a really dark sense of humor
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Interviewer:
So tell me about yourself.

Me:
I'd rather not...I kinda want this job.
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"One advantage to talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening."
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“If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be bad at following directions.”
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You know your getting old when "friends with benefits" means your group has someone that can drive at night
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My husband was going to Costco yesterday. I stayed home this time as I wasn't feeling well. I asked him if he could see if they had a new release of a book called "Table For Two". He replied why would they have that and if it was there why wouldn't it be called "Table For Ten".
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What time of day did God make Adam, just before Eve.

Just saw that on, little house on the prairie. 😂
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I wish I could take your pain away and give it to someone we really hate.
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"I pronounce you husband and wife, proceed with the execution."
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"I drank what?" - Socrates
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"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
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"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."
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"I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder."
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Don’t be a part of the problem. Be the whole problem.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But then, so was yesterday and look how that turned out.
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