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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Is British food really that bad?

If made correctly, yes.
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🙂 I'm naturally irritated when I first wake up. You have to give me a few days to adjust.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iphone came in. You don't need it. You will never need it.
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"You are what you eat."

WTF?? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
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🙂 I have a lot to offer!
Most of it is bad, but it's still a lot!
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🙂 I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud.
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Adults seemed way adultier when I was little...
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😉

Let future you deal with it.
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😉

If at first you don’t succeed,
try something easier.
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😉 another cheerful thought:

When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million light years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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🙂

If you shoot for the moon, I recommend making it, because if your plan B is the stars, it will take you about 100 million times longer to reach even the closest one outside our solar system, and I doubt you have that kind of time.
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😉 a cheerful thought:

We're all going to die, and aside from the extremely rare chance that you'll do anything notable enough in your life, you will inevitably be forgotten, as life, the world, the universe, and everything is just a series of processes.
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🙂 You are a background character in a much more interesting person's story.
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A man arrives in heaven. He must fill out a review.

Evaluate your stay on Earth:
Would you recommend it to a friend?
Yes/No?
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Don't sweat the small stuff.
Lump it together with the big and medium things and have a major breakdown instead.
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I got kicked out of hospital.
Apparently the sign "stroke patients here" meant something completely different.
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Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.

How I learned this rule is not important.
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People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as their conditioner are truly gifted.
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🙂 I need a new friend.
The last one escaped.
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I tried donating blood today...NEVER AGAIN!!!
Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it?
Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
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I have a mind full of useless information
and I'm not afraid to use it.
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--Spirit of contradiction, are you there?
--No.
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Joy, I love your definition for soulmate!!
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Lord I’m not asking you for my soulmate…I’m just asking you for the Tracking #.
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Soulmate (noun)

Someone who does same weird things you do.
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BOJ, I left a tap running all last night by mistake, drained the rainwater tank. I've just sent DH (down on the farm) the one about "To err is human, but to blame someone else for it shows management potential". There's no-one else to blame unfortunately, but it might soothe the wound.
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🙂 I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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🙂 99% sure my soulmate is a dog.
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No time to argue
I'm hungry.
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🙂 To err is human,
but to blame someone else for it shows management potential.
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