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B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-29T05:23:46.000-0400

I'm not passive aggressive, unlike — some — people.

B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 2 · 2024-05-29T05:22:58.000-0400

People say I have the legs of a dancer, but until they find the rest of the body, the cops got nothing on me.

B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 3 · 2024-05-29T05:19:13.000-0400

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 4 · 2024-05-29T05:13:02.000-0400

🙂 How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TEN TICKLES

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 5 · 2024-05-28T15:05:50.000-0400

Everyone says Earth is a blue planet, but why hasn't anyone tried to cheer it up?

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 6 · 2024-05-28T15:05:28.000-0400

Have you seen the elephant hiding? Of course not, he's hiding.

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 7 · 2024-05-28T15:02:52.000-0400

I just got back from a time travelers convention next week.

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 8 · 2024-05-28T15:01:06.000-0400

On a scale from 1 to Adele, how bad was your breakup?

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-28T14:55:23.000-0400

I childproof the house, but they still get in!

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 10 · 2024-05-28T14:52:37.000-0400

I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the human body... Then I realized who was telling me that.

A Anxietynacy May 28, 2024 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-28T14:33:37.000-0400

Haha , sorry bundle, your just remind me of a bumble bee, flying in and out.

It's all good they let me get my car out. No water yet though. Good news is I couldn't wash clothes or do dishes. So that's not horrible.

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 12 · 2024-05-28T14:22:17.000-0400

hope you're ok nacy!! by the way, it's bundle. you're accidentally writing bumble.

hugs & luck to all of us!!

A Anxietynacy May 28, 2024 · Answer 13 · 2024-05-28T07:49:25.000-0400

Haha bumble, I woke up to trucks , trackers , banging and clanging, my car is trapped and have no water. Sence they are working on the water lines. Rather ironic. Lol

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 14 · 2024-05-28T03:47:03.000-0400

Well, well, well, three holes in the ground...

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 15 · 2024-05-28T03:41:32.000-0400

Road works ahead.

“Yeah, I sure hope it does!”

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-28T03:40:29.000-0400

When sirens go by, you must say, “He won’t sell many ice creams going that fast”.

B bundleofjoy May 28, 2024 · Answer 17 · 2024-05-28T01:24:58.000-0400

A duck walks into a store and says, "One loaf of bread, and put it on my bill.”

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-27T17:19:02.000-0400

fans of yoda for:

"Named must be your fear before banishing it you can."

"When you look at the dark side, careful must be ... for the dark side looks back."

“I smell bacon.”

“So hilarious, these quotes are.”

“Early bird I am, coffee I must.”

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 19 · 2024-05-27T12:38:57.000-0400

😊 I hate popular opinion. Just ask anyone.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 20 · 2024-05-27T12:36:32.000-0400

According to her diary, my girlfriend thinks I have "boundary issues".

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 21 · 2024-05-27T12:33:50.000-0400

I invented a new word: Plagiarism.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 22 · 2024-05-27T11:46:39.000-0400

6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 23 · 2024-05-27T11:42:43.000-0400

😊 My girlfriend and I are both into feminism, but since I'm a man I'm better at it.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 24 · 2024-05-27T11:42:08.000-0400

Today someone knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation to the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 25 · 2024-05-27T11:39:46.000-0400

The obituaries are concerning me. I'm a little worried because people are starting to die in alphabetical order.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 26 · 2024-05-27T11:38:58.000-0400

I want my remains scattered at Disneyland when I die....also, I don't want to be cremated.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 27 · 2024-05-27T11:38:07.000-0400

You boil a live lobster and you're a chef, but you boil a live kitten and then suddenly everybody has a problem.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 28 · 2024-05-27T11:36:05.000-0400

😊 I used to be arrogant but now I'm perfect.

B bundleofjoy May 27, 2024 · Answer 29 · 2024-05-27T11:35:38.000-0400

😊 I'm not a magician, I just constantly lose rabbits and handkerchiefs.

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