Jokes needed to lighten our day. Enter at your own risk!

Question

Follow

Share

7K Comments

Start a Discussion

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-31T11:12:42.000-0400

Have a cup of positivitea. 🫖

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 2 · 2024-05-31T11:11:05.000-0400

☕️ May your coffee kick in before reality does.

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 3 · 2024-05-31T11:10:27.000-0400

🤓 You were my cup of tea. I drink
coffee now.

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 4 · 2024-05-31T11:08:57.000-0400

☕️ Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 5 · 2024-05-31T10:26:04.000-0400

😊 When you're short like me, every bump on the road is a hill you can die on.

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 6 · 2024-05-31T10:13:50.000-0400

😊 If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 7 · 2024-05-31T10:13:30.000-0400

What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?
Blabb-bee.

B bundleofjoy May 31, 2024 · Answer 8 · 2024-05-31T10:13:11.000-0400

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee!

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-30T18:20:25.000-0400

My life has been a “rags to slightly better rags” story.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 10 · 2024-05-30T18:10:21.000-0400

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-30T18:07:40.000-0400

I think at this point I am carbohydrate. The transformation is complete.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 12 · 2024-05-30T18:06:18.000-0400

Next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 13 · 2024-05-30T18:03:33.000-0400

“Be the bigger person.”

First of all, I’m 5’2.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 14 · 2024-05-30T16:11:51.000-0400

😊 Figure out who you are and do it on purpose.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 15 · 2024-05-30T13:10:39.000-0400

😊 I hate people. Some of the worst people are people.

S Sendhelp May 30, 2024 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-30T13:01:13.000-0400

Boj,
That is no joke! Speaking truth now:

"I'm not sure if I have free time or if I forgot everything I was supposed to do."

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 17 · 2024-05-30T10:40:12.000-0400

I'm not sure if I have free time or if I forgot everything I was supposed to do.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-30T10:39:15.000-0400

The answer you're looking for is inside you, but it's wrong.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 19 · 2024-05-30T08:35:10.000-0400

😊 Good morning to everyone! except to people who don't gain weight when they eat whatever they want.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 20 · 2024-05-30T08:32:44.000-0400

😊 My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 21 · 2024-05-30T08:31:43.000-0400

😊 It's beginning to look a lot like weight gain and crippling debt.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 22 · 2024-05-30T08:29:40.000-0400

😊 I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 23 · 2024-05-30T07:40:03.000-0400

😊 stress relief method:
ignoring reality.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 24 · 2024-05-30T06:28:54.000-0400

Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? "Let us prey."

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 25 · 2024-05-30T06:28:01.000-0400

What does the cat say after making a joke? "Just kitten!"

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 26 · 2024-05-30T06:27:34.000-0400

What color do kittens love the most? Purrrrple.

B bundleofjoy May 30, 2024 · Answer 27 · 2024-05-30T06:27:08.000-0400

What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw and Order.

B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 28 · 2024-05-29T10:31:23.000-0400

😊😊😊 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 29 · 2024-05-29T10:14:21.000-0400

🤓 The plural of anecdote is not statistics.

B bundleofjoy May 29, 2024 · Answer 30 · 2024-05-29T05:52:51.000-0400

People need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer.